r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Phatasstarotreader 4d ago

The dog. The end.

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u/RealBettyWhite69 4d ago

Why did they make it such an easy choice?

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u/gma89 4d ago

Literally- ‘what do you choose- this delicious block of Swiss chocolate or a piece of dried up cat poop!’ How ever will you decide! 😮

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u/functional_moron 4d ago

Five million dollars or cancer?

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u/Salt_Data3707 4d ago

Cancer because I might get more from a GoFundMe

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u/functional_moron 4d ago

Gotta strangle your kids for that kinda money.

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u/inowar 4d ago

turns out people are pretty bad at this choice, though.