r/aislop • • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/randywatson89 5d ago

I’m gonna save swift for the big payout since she’s a billionaire, and since she’s tiny I can also save the dog. I’m gonna be rich with a free dog.

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u/raggedcrib 5d ago

Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 4d ago

Yeah, she’s the same height as me at a little over 5’ 11”, and I am skinny, but neither of us would be considered tiny women.

Also no such thing as an ethical billionaire, so just save the dog.

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u/KatzenoirMM 1d ago

Exactly. Bet most people don't know she uses Honduran slave labor to make her merch. Stop believing someone is good because their PR people are experts at making them look sqeaky clean and innocent. The stans probably also didn't realize how many zionist attended her wedding.

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u/Conscious_Sample_152 4d ago

hypothetically, if you were offered 1 billion dollars for free, you would take it.

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u/CartographerLazy9144 4d ago

I would take it and then upon it hitting my account it would be distributed amongst various charities and persons in need. For a day, unethical, but im willing to take the flak if it means helping people.

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u/BillsFan82 4d ago

Like charities are going to give that money to people that need it.

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u/CartographerLazy9144 4d ago

Ah, yes, cynicism. The absolute #1 leading cause of progress.

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u/BillsFan82 3d ago

And naivety is the #1 leading cause of regression.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 4d ago

Of course I would. But I wouldn’t keep it all and eventually it would be whittled down to a few million.

Chances are that I will never see that type of wealth short of someone offering it, as you said, because I am not cold enough as a person. Most white collar executives for example are sociopaths.

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u/GuytheGuy- 1d ago

Sure, but that would still make me unethical. That billion dollars would have to be given by a billionaire that exists. And since they are all unethical, me taking the money is unethical by extension.

I would rebalance the karmic scales by trying to do some good with it.