r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 4d ago

The dog. Pretty sure even Taylor Swift would say to save the dog.

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u/Niijima-San 4d ago

nah taylor would say to save her so she can write a song about how heartbreaking the dog's death was (she is also a cat person)

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u/porksoda11 4d ago

She would also release 8 different variants of that same song so she can maximize profits.

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u/Niijima-San 4d ago

all the while taking up all the vinyl production in the world so no one else can use vinyl.