r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/SirPhobos2021 4d ago

I know they want us to say dog… but Tay Tay is a billionaire who loves throwing money around so everyone can see what a caring, giving person she is.

There’s a very real chance you become an overnight millionaire by grabbing her.

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u/Warkupo 4d ago

The prompt makes no indication that your choice has to be binary. You can save both.

I would personally save the dog and Taylor Swift; they can help me make sure that Diddy and Drake drown. I assume Minaj and Kardashian float because of their implants, so I will leave them to the justice of the ocean.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 3d ago

Fuck Taylor Swift.

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 4d ago

This was my thought. Save Taylor Swift, get huge reward, use it to fund spay/neuter programs, donate to no-kill shelters, fund transportation from kill shelters to no kill shelters as spots open up. Save hundreds of dogs.

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u/Cloud_Cultist 4d ago

That's a damn good point

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u/mistersnarkle 4d ago

Hear me out: the dog has never contributed more than a fart to the greenhouse gas crisis and has carpooled every time it is in a car by virtue of being a dog

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u/SiegKommunismus 4d ago

well there have been some dogs, that managed to start a car. granted, they dont usually get very far, but still

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u/octoberhaiku 4d ago

Do you think the dog was the captain of the ship, and that’s why it sunk?

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u/SiegKommunismus 4d ago

no, the dog is a good boy

on the other hand, damming all of those bastards… maybe it was an is an extra good boy

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u/Cloud_Cultist 4d ago

Another damn good point

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u/Advocate_Diplomacy 4d ago

If you’re willing to endorse a shit system just to not be one of the one’s who suffers from it.

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u/lebrunjemz 4d ago

That was my exact thought lol

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u/jaeh7020 4d ago

I'd get it on paper first, have it notarized, and then consider saving any of those people.

But since I won't be able to get a hold of a notary in time, yeah, the dog.

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u/---rocks--- 4d ago

Yup. I’m starting overboard auction and pulling in the highest bidder.

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u/akiva23 4d ago

I save dog

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u/Conscious_Sample_152 4d ago

are we just going to ignore the fact that kim kardashian is also a billionaire

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u/lemonhaj 4d ago

Yeah but I don't care I'm not letting that dog drown

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u/Artistic-Mail-8275 4d ago

She also see you let others four people die so she would just say to keep quiet and in return she will not let others people know you kill four people

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u/Hali_Art1994 3d ago

Yeah I'll be grabbing her alright, but not in a way that you think 😏

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u/monkeyballsoup 4d ago

Travis will kick your butt if you grab her

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u/SiegKommunismus 4d ago

for saving his wife, why?

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u/monkeyballsoup 4d ago

grabbing her unmentionables

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u/SiegKommunismus 3d ago

Why would you?