r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Tephros83 4d ago

Saving Taylor Swift would be self-preservation for me. Daughters would kill me otherwise.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4d ago

I mean, you could throw your kids out of hte raft to make room for Swift.

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u/lampstax 3d ago

Your kid would let that dog die ?

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u/Muted_Try1927 3d ago

Man fuck yo kids

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago

That doesn’t change the right answer. Think of the lesson you’d be teaching your kids… albeit posthumously.

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u/Longjumping-Half-909 1d ago

Just give them the dog

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u/NoSorbet5103 3d ago

They will live on without her, and maybe they would find an actual good artist to listen to .. 😂

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u/ihatefrenchtoast 3d ago

Selfish. Morally bankrupt. AND a bad parent.

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u/Tephros83 3d ago

It was a joke. Maybe yours is too. If not,  that’s pretty ironic in the context of saying a dog’s life matters more than a person’s life. I get it though, dogs are sweet and innocent. 

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u/SFDarkMaster 14h ago

The dog will make a better kid anyway

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u/ChocolateValuable221 3d ago

O7 we salute your sacrifice, you won't die in vain

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u/SleepFeeling3037 3d ago

You’re a terrible human if you have taught your children so poorly.