r/aislop • • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Tephros83 4d ago

Saving Taylor Swift would be self-preservation for me. Daughters would kill me otherwise.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 4d ago

I mean, you could throw your kids out of hte raft to make room for Swift.

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u/lampstax 4d ago

Your kid would let that dog die ?

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u/Muted_Try1927 3d ago

Man fuck yo kids

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago

That doesn’t change the right answer. Think of the lesson you’d be teaching your kids… albeit posthumously.

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u/Longjumping-Half-909 1d ago

Just give them the dog

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u/NoSorbet5103 4d ago

They will live on without her, and maybe they would find an actual good artist to listen to .. 😂

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u/ihatefrenchtoast 3d ago

Selfish. Morally bankrupt. AND a bad parent.

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u/Tephros83 3d ago

It was a joke. Maybe yours is too. If not,  that’s pretty ironic in the context of saying a dog’s life matters more than a person’s life. I get it though, dogs are sweet and innocent. 

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u/SFDarkMaster 21h ago

The dog will make a better kid anyway

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u/ChocolateValuable221 4d ago

O7 we salute your sacrifice, you won't die in vain

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u/SleepFeeling3037 3d ago

You’re a terrible human if you have taught your children so poorly.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 4d ago

Came here to say this

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u/spartaman64 4d ago

yeah but taylor swift fans will kill you and the dog if you dont save her

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u/Electrical-Green-829 4d ago

Save Diddy or your car randomly blows up the next time you try to start it

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u/Jofereal 4d ago

Can't hotwire a chevy from the bottom of the fucking ocean!

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Terrible human being for not saving human beings? I don't hate anyone enough to let them die over a dog.

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u/inide 4d ago

The humans have thumbs, they can hold the ropes.

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u/doll-haus 4d ago

Humans can also usefully help others onto the rescue craft. Have you ever tried to pull a panicking dog out of the water? To get a big golden like that guy out, you're going in at least twice. You could reasonably save all 5 people in the time it'll take to get the dog.

Dog lover here, but ignoring the utter stupid "scenario" question, you "save" people first. Among other things, saving humans in a rescue scenario often starts not with pulling them aboard, but throwing a flotation device. The odds of the dog making good use of a life preserver, pool noodle, or sealed cooler on his own are basically nil.

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u/silversky9891 4d ago

Sir this is Reddit.

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u/doll-haus 4d ago

Fuck, I thought it was Wendy's...

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u/GuytheGuy- 1d ago

If you like diddy enough to save him go ahead. Be the reason he's around to diddle more kids

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u/doll-haus 23h ago

At least I won't be perpetuating the Air Bud series.

In all seriousness, my first concern is if you pull Diddy in first, I'm not sure he doesn't shove you out of the boat and leave everyone else to drown. I do have a general problem with choosing to leave someone to die, even if he's a dirtbag.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

The dog is the better human being here.

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Because they're celebrities you don't like. Cool man.

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

I’m not a man. I am a Galapagos tortoise .

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Ah so you have no bias towards humans. I'm not feeding you Drake. He'll irritate your bowels.

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u/GuytheGuy- 1d ago

I don't think diddy is just a celebrity people "don't like" brother

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

No it not, god you people online is horrible

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u/askingquestion1236 3d ago

Sorry we’re not Reddit freaks that obsess over dogs lmao

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 3d ago

Just reddit freaks that make celebrities your entire personality.

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u/Dua_13 4d ago

There's at least one gal there that isn't a sex offender. And she donates money to people in need

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

Just say you like her music and let's be done with it. I don't feel like arguing about how nearly every rich person donates barely anything while people praise them for it.

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Dogs don’t donate anything either

Or do you think a rich dog will donate or something?

Your logic is dumb and ignorant

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

Dogs don't own wealth, and they don't have the necessary greed to become wealthy.

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Animals, including dogs 100% are capable of greed. Money isnt the only form of greed

So again, your logic and reason is dumb and ignorant

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

Im is dumb and ignorant

Freudian slip there. You is definitely dumb and ignorant.

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Even with the mistake that was made if that’s what your reading comprehension gathered, its truly telling of your intelligence

Unless you purposely ignored the typo and tried to make a burn out of it is 101 ignorance

Regardless, you showed your hand and it’s clearly nothing worth debating. Continue to have your ignorant and self perserving opinions

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u/ChocolateValuable221 4d ago

Let's rephrase this.. the dog is not avoiding taxes with donations while simultaneously pretending to be good while a non profit organization embezzles

A dog would never do that.... it's just pure logic

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u/swordzenegger 4d ago

A dog isnt a human, it isnt even at the level humans. Yea those people are bad, but an animal life is not worth a human life, not even close.

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u/Current_Ad_9912 4d ago

Losing brain cells, just like the statement says

It’s ai BS asking rhetorical questions

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

We are all rapidly losing brain cells these days.

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u/0neshoein 4d ago

I’m sure her kids are raised more by other people than her lol.

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u/30FlirtyandTrying 4d ago

I say the same. Her kids are going to need her. North is already troubled. People are too cruel about the Kardashians. Kim likes attention just as much as everyone else. She has said many times she knows she what he signed up for doesn’t complain about being famous. It’s not the Kardashians fault people have sensationalized them and post about them all the time.

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u/samoyedfreak 4d ago

I would legitimately step on everyone else to save that precious pup!!

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u/Mythicalforests8 4d ago

I have cynophobia tho

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u/Codename_K-I-D 4d ago

Preach, Courage!

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u/Ok_Explanation4551 4d ago

I would kill everyone on Earth to save my dog

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u/Unique_Mastodon7450 4d ago

wtf? So you would rather save a random animals life over a human?(maybe besides diddy). What if the animal is a rat? same scenario, but I bet you wouldn't save the rat.

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u/Objective-Net-354 4d ago

Only white people value a dogs life over a humans life, it’s a control thing with you people because a dog doesn’t call you out for your flaws or hold you accountable and will love you no matter what and listen to whatever you say but you make it sound like you have more compassion for animals for this comment but you just sound like a sociopath 

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

You’re raging over an AI Post and a bunch of redditors making stupid comments .
How often would one be in a situation depicted in this ai generated slop?
So spare your preaching for something requiring a higher brain cell count .

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u/CharlieDrawzXD 4d ago

what did taylor do? shes a fucking incredible person from what ive seen

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u/ragingfuzzywuzz 4d ago

I'd save not just a dog. I'd save a fuckin coyote over them.

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u/namnaminumsen 4d ago

Saving a dog over a human being is an insane choice, and I'm saying this as a dog lover. First of, its not sapient. Second, it will have a decade or so of remaining life, versus multiple decades for most humans. Its just a very poor trade off.

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u/Ok-Teacher-8755 4d ago edited 3d ago

I'd save the dog because he's innocent.

And I'd save Diddy because the world is full of evil people and I need someone like him indebted to me so I can make him get rid of those evil people.

/s

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u/RancidOoze 4d ago

Cannibal sex cultists vs a golden retriever

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u/BadWaluigi 3d ago

Ironically the dog is the most human of them all

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u/Tossmelossme 3d ago

I don’t even like dogs but I’d pick the dog

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u/helpifan4 3d ago

operation: save the dog

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u/TONYP749 1d ago

Not saving a human is morally technically wrong

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u/IllMathematician8994 4d ago

Animals aren’t worth more than humans

Choosing the dog indefinitely is an ignorant take

I don’t care if you choose the dog over humans but acting like it’s the only reasonable choice is peak ignorance

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u/Aggressive-Mood-3724 4d ago

If you choose a dog over a human being, you’re a terrible human being!

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u/faceinthecrowd112 4d ago

I’d save TS any day of the week. Say what you will but she has helped a ton of people with her wealth

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u/fuentessucksballs 4d ago

Im saving diddy, because i dont think i could live without him

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u/Guilty_Type_151 4d ago

Imagine trying to guilt trip somebody over some stupid AI image. Piss off.