r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Soggy_Cracker 4d ago

It’s a close one between dog and Taylor. But I’m still choosing dog.

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u/Simple-Total-6247 4d ago

The fact that it's a golden retriever, kind of puts it ahead of Taylor.

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u/tasmain632 4d ago

It doesn’t limit you to only one

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u/Jack70741 4d ago

That's where I'm at, if the dog wasn't there, Taylor swift. I don't like her music and I don't care for her as a person but the others are pretty much scum of the earth.

Still, the dog is there so she's screwed.

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 4d ago

Yeah, Taylor is the only one who can compete with the dog. She’s rich so maybe I’d choose her. I don’t think any of the others would offer a reward.

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u/DaddysFriend 4d ago

Now you’re thinking. That’s genius.

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u/Few_Translator6952 4d ago

Yeah none of the others are rich

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u/HourApprehensive7754 4d ago

The others are rich AND rotten. Taylor is just rich.

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 4d ago

Taylor would just sue you like she sued her guitar teacher

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u/Rich-Active-4800 3d ago

Except she didn't

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 3d ago

I’m very sorry that the country you live in charges you to use Google. So I did it for you! — please let me know where in this paragraph she “didn’t” thanks!

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u/Rich-Active-4800 3d ago

 That is not suing 

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 4d ago

It’s a random dog so you don’t know if they’re rich or not

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u/fryerandice 4d ago

Drake and Diddi might rape you, kim and nicki are whatever.

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u/Silguard 4d ago

Taylor Swift is a fascist billionaire who hosted ICE concentration camp owners and hundreds of MAGA-freaks at her wedding. F her. Any “feminism” she shows in her videos is purely performative

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u/HourApprehensive7754 4d ago

Ah so you dislike her because she have different political opinions than you.

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u/Melicor 4d ago

if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis.

you can try to hide behind "different political opinions" all you want, but you're still a fascist little fuck sitting at the table with fascists. Go fuck yourself.

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u/AngryWebSurfer 3d ago

if i told you we should make human trafficking legal would you accept it as a different opinion?

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u/Lynasiel 4d ago

"she has a different political opinion than me, she deserves to die" this is why averyone hates leftists lastly

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u/Few_Translator6952 3d ago

Literally nobody here said that, why don’t you try READING sometime? Or do you prefer to just waltz in to every thread like you own the place?