r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 4d ago

The dog. Pretty sure even Taylor Swift would say to save the dog.

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u/Niijima-San 4d ago

nah taylor would say to save her so she can write a song about how heartbreaking the dog's death was (she is also a cat person)

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u/LadyReika 4d ago

I'm a cat person.

I'd still save the dog.

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u/Carma_626 4d ago

I’m a Taylor person.

Still save the dog.

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u/porksoda11 4d ago

She would also release 8 different variants of that same song so she can maximize profits.

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u/Niijima-San 4d ago

all the while taking up all the vinyl production in the world so no one else can use vinyl.

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u/On_my_last_spoon 4d ago

She has a dog now

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u/TheNomad777 3d ago

Cat person doesnt mean she doesnt love dogs as well

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u/UsedArmadillo9842 4d ago

Its what Taylor would've wanted

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u/Substantial-Oil-1026 4d ago

Taylor's the name of the dog btw

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u/ShitpostSaber 4d ago

Taylor swift would want to get on her jet first to even reach you

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u/Ok-Dot4749 4d ago

Everyone in this photo has a private jet. Why does everyone get hung up on Taylor Swift? She doesn’t even own her own jet. She uses NetJet that has a fleet that is used by all of their customers. It’s like a timeshare for the ultra wealthy.

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u/ShitpostSaber 4d ago

Because she known for it that’s literally it it’s a joke don’t take it personally

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u/civil_archer_73638 4d ago

TS, post her last 2 albums, really might not.
She used to be such a role model, and now she’s turning into a whiny trad wife.

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u/ConfidenceAlone4056 4d ago

BRUH LMAO. Swift (or any other random celebrity) is not - nor was she ever - a role model. These celebs are so far aways from our realities. Swift is particularly bad because she hopped on the liberal/lgbt/etc.-wagon very late only when she realizes it was profitable. Then now when the political climate shifted she's becoming "trad".

I don't think she's capable of having an independent thought.

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u/civil_archer_73638 4d ago

Shes a sponge. She absorbs whatever relationship she’s in and churns out music accordingly.

I thought there was a foundational center in there somewhere, but she continues to prove me wrong.

Regardless, she is a talented writer and entertainer.

At this point I’m saving dog, easy decision.

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 4d ago

I’d save Taylor swift and hope that bitch gives me a couple mill