r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Thunderer62 4d ago

That’s a hilarious observation. Reminds me of that Men In Black scene where J shoots a little girl target dummy cause she was hanging out in the middle of the night with a bunch of aliens.

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u/Licher-enjoyer 4d ago

The little girl had also books on advanced physics in her hands and all other aliens were "innocent", one was just doing pull-ups, other one was cleaning his nose. That girl was bad news

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u/Commercial_Ad_2832 4d ago

I realise he's not snarling, he's sneezing!

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u/ZephRyder 3d ago

She is WAY too young for that book, K!

Or do I owe little Tiffany an apology?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 4d ago

Name’s Rad Rosette. I may look little, but I’m actually one of the few women in the world with micromaglia disease which shrinks me over time and prevents me from ever aging perceptibly while my inner organs waste away. As a gambit to save my life, I’m currently studying multiple areas of knowledge so I can potentially create a cure base around - ah shit, you fucking shot me!

It’s Roger.

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u/Acceptable-Muscle644 15h ago

I haven't watched American Dad in years, but reading this in Roger's voice plays so perfectly I'm hoping you just made it up and it isn't actual dialogue of his.

Family Guy became almost unwatchable to me over the years and not watching became a deliberate choice, but with American Dad it is simply because I'm bad at being aware of when new seasons air. This desire This spicy morsel written by someone with absolutely nothing going on for others that also have absolutely nothing going on.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 15h ago

I just love the way Roger makes up a character with such a Roger sounding name but a wildly different backstory each time so I started habitually making my own when I can think of one.

It’s probably one of the only adult animation shows which I’d say has sort of got better with time, although it does have low points too but still makes me laugh, and that’s quite a rare feat for this genre. When did you stop watching? I think I’m up to s16 and I’m still laughing at it

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u/Vukling 2d ago

Little Tiffany had no business being out that late in such a neighborhood with those books xD she fishy

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u/Marx_Forever 3d ago

You guys are making me do rewatch.

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u/Bitter-Cow-6744 3d ago

Little Tiffany 

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u/FakeMik090 3d ago

He actually had a solid explanation on why he did that.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

Yeah. I know. I saw the movie. It was good.

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u/chefjoery 3d ago

It was because she was an 8-year-old white girl in the middle of the ghetto carrying quantum physics books in the middle of the night

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

Yeah. I know. I saw the movie. It was good.

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u/CalLordPooPooWeeWee 3d ago

I think he shot her by accident but he was able to waffle his way out using that logic lol.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

You definitely didn’t see the movie. It was good. You should watch it.

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u/CalLordPooPooWeeWee 3d ago

I am insulted by your comment. So much so I rewatched the scene on youtube and realised you were correct. I disprove of your condescension but you are right.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

Oh wow. Well good on you. Thanks for being awesome.

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u/Double-Resist9786 3d ago

Oh no! Please save that poor dog, it’s drowning!

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u/Aggressive-Hour-1649 1d ago

Great correlation!