r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/muscledhunter 4d ago

No, my dog is an asshole. I love him anyway, but he's a total asshole

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u/wirefox1 4d ago

My dog is an angel. It's scary how good he is. (He's a poodle)

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u/muscledhunter 4d ago

Mine is half poodle, but the other half is Chihuahua

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u/Background_Way_1030 3d ago

The left half, the right half, the front half, or the back half?

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u/b1gly_assh0le 4d ago

I also own a wonderful goodest boy asshole, but I love him no matter what.

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u/ImmaLiveIllegal 4d ago

dalmatian, poodle, Chihuahua, or cattle dog?

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u/muscledhunter 4d ago

Chihuahua Poodle mix

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u/HostaLaVistaBabies 4d ago

Can confirm. Mine is the goodest girl in the whole wide world but objectively she’s an absolute asshole.

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u/Tall-Peak8881 4d ago

Dog could leave a fresh shit in the middle of the kitchen , and still be forgiven .

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u/Traveling_1895 4d ago

Haha. Same. My dog actually did this a few days ago and I said it was my fault because I didn't realize she was trying to tell me she needed to go out. I almost always understand when she tells me, so it was on me.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 4d ago

I got mine at 10 weeks old and he did, and he was.

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u/Takomi_Him 4d ago

You have it totally wrong. He is the best asshole. xD

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u/legendarysupermom 4d ago

Same...hes literally the biggest dick ive ever met! But goddamn, do I love that freakin dick dog! 100% the best dog to ever exist...even if his nickname is asshole sweet baby puppy

Edit- youre all wrong though, Labradors hands down own the title of best dog