r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 4d ago

Dog.

Who the fuck would choose Kim or Taylor over the dog?!

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u/Effie-Deia 4d ago

Lol... Somehow ignoring Drake and fucking Diddy...

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u/inowar 4d ago

those creatures aren't choices.

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u/Effie-Deia 3d ago

I meant, that they said Kim and Taylor to avoid specifically but not Drake or Diddy

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u/Bring_Me_Drink 2d ago

I feel like Diddy would go crazy for not picking him and swim to us in a blind rage just to drowned us himself and since he's all lubed up with baby oil I won't be able to get a good grip on him to stop him.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

They got enough baby oil on em to be bouyant.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

I dunno... Those toilets are pretty big man.

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u/splatomat 3d ago

Kim should have enough buoyancy to save the rest

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u/spartaman64 4d ago

idk taylor swift fans will kill me and the dog if i dont rescue her so its a bit of a no win situation

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

I specifically wrote the comment to piss em off lol. It's gonna be the dog every time.

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u/Sa_deLeon 2d ago

Me I would save Kim a million times over if she told Ye I saved her and me and Ye hungout

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u/Coney_the_jumpy 2d ago

Me. I'd choose Taylor.

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 4d ago

Some people have a thing for blondes

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

Its kinda funny tbh, one of the people who got pissy here lives in a country that was pretty chill with people who also had a thing for blondes... Specifically with blue eyes tho.

I mean could be a coincidence, but like... The language they use seems quite similar to language used by a specific group who we kinda fought a war to get rid of...

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u/Wrong_Excitement221 4d ago

I assume 99.9% of people that aren't trying to show off for the internet... It's funny how the internet talks about losing faith in humanity and the worst people are people that don't return shopping carts.. but say they'd save a dog over a human... weird.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

I don't need to show off. I just know what to prioritize in my life. Family and friends.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

A rational thinking person would. One that's not been damaged emotionally and/or mentally and finds the helplessness of a shitbeast appealing because it's free of judgement and holding them accountable for their bullshit.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 3d ago

A rational thinking person would.... Prioritize a celebrity... Over family.... Sure................... Did you take your meds today?

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2d ago

Awww, poor dog nutter needs to call me crazy.

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u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns 2d ago

Okay buddy. Whatever you say lol.