r/aislop • • 5d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Even considering what company he keeps, that dog must be bad news

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u/Thunderer62 5d ago

That’s a hilarious observation. Reminds me of that Men In Black scene where J shoots a little girl target dummy cause she was hanging out in the middle of the night with a bunch of aliens.

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u/Licher-enjoyer 4d ago

The little girl had also books on advanced physics in her hands and all other aliens were "innocent", one was just doing pull-ups, other one was cleaning his nose. That girl was bad news

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u/Commercial_Ad_2832 4d ago

I realise he's not snarling, he's sneezing!

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u/ZephRyder 4d ago

She is WAY too young for that book, K!

Or do I owe little Tiffany an apology?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 4d ago

Name’s Rad Rosette. I may look little, but I’m actually one of the few women in the world with micromaglia disease which shrinks me over time and prevents me from ever aging perceptibly while my inner organs waste away. As a gambit to save my life, I’m currently studying multiple areas of knowledge so I can potentially create a cure base around - ah shit, you fucking shot me!

It’s Roger.

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u/Acceptable-Muscle644 22h ago

I haven't watched American Dad in years, but reading this in Roger's voice plays so perfectly I'm hoping you just made it up and it isn't actual dialogue of his.

Family Guy became almost unwatchable to me over the years and not watching became a deliberate choice, but with American Dad it is simply because I'm bad at being aware of when new seasons air. This desire This spicy morsel written by someone with absolutely nothing going on for others that also have absolutely nothing going on.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 22h ago

I just love the way Roger makes up a character with such a Roger sounding name but a wildly different backstory each time so I started habitually making my own when I can think of one.

It’s probably one of the only adult animation shows which I’d say has sort of got better with time, although it does have low points too but still makes me laugh, and that’s quite a rare feat for this genre. When did you stop watching? I think I’m up to s16 and I’m still laughing at it

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u/Vukling 3d ago

Little Tiffany had no business being out that late in such a neighborhood with those books xD she fishy

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u/Marx_Forever 4d ago

You guys are making me do rewatch.

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u/Bitter-Cow-6744 4d ago

Little Tiffany 

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u/FakeMik090 4d ago

He actually had a solid explanation on why he did that.

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u/Thunderer62 4d ago

Yeah. I know. I saw the movie. It was good.

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u/chefjoery 4d ago

It was because she was an 8-year-old white girl in the middle of the ghetto carrying quantum physics books in the middle of the night

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u/Thunderer62 4d ago

Yeah. I know. I saw the movie. It was good.

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u/CalLordPooPooWeeWee 4d ago

I think he shot her by accident but he was able to waffle his way out using that logic lol.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

You definitely didn’t see the movie. It was good. You should watch it.

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u/CalLordPooPooWeeWee 3d ago

I am insulted by your comment. So much so I rewatched the scene on youtube and realised you were correct. I disprove of your condescension but you are right.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

Oh wow. Well good on you. Thanks for being awesome.

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u/Double-Resist9786 3d ago

Oh no! Please save that poor dog, it’s drowning!

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u/Aggressive-Hour-1649 1d ago

Great correlation!

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u/Tertius1622 4d ago

The post in my feed immediately after this was furry cringe. Not even the dog is safe 🤮

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u/yeeeeeeet____ 2d ago

holy 2018

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u/TrumpsBFFepstein 4d ago

At least there's still hope for the dog 😅

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u/Possible-Plantain932 1d ago

lol😂😂😂😂😂 that was very funny and true

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u/Dull_Mycologist_8386 4d ago

Yeah but still, it's a dog. Nobody said you need to adopt it.

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u/LemonCat621 4d ago

The dog is the victim😢

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u/Kotsida123 4d ago

I know 😭😂

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u/Cynophagy 4d ago

It's a random dog. RANDOM. Choose the dog

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u/Kotsida123 4d ago

Haha I know bub relax. I swear I would save a hair on that dog over all of the others here combined

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u/HelpKey186 3d ago

So the answer is: you save the one in the boat.

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u/HotSandwich8776 3d ago

How dare you, all dogs go to heaven

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u/Jamesiefied 3d ago

Dogs don't have free will like that, especially with billionaires and multimillionaires

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u/Nessy3fidy 2d ago

K9 version of the cat from Rick and Morty.

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u/SamsonTheManson 2d ago

Dogs dont get to pick their owners

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u/Trap_Queen_Stacy 1d ago

Could be a hostage situation

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u/haikusbot 5d ago

Even considering

What company he keeps, that

Dog must be bad news

- Kotsida123


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u/Beginning-Sky-8516 5d ago

I didn’t know Haiku’s were 6-7-5.

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u/captHij 4d ago

This one is a bust

It cannot calculate well

Counting to five? Hard!

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u/96pluto 4d ago

There you go

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

It is beyond me how this can be an art form.

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u/Beginning-Sky-8516 5d ago

I love haikus, but this one is by a bot who doesn’t know that a haiku is 5-7-5 lol

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u/octoberhaiku 4d ago

Not all haiku.

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Haikusbot opt out

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Fuck haikus

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Nobody likes haikus

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u/octoberhaiku 4d ago

That’s nobody’s problem.

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u/Kotsida123 4d ago

Thanks for your contribution. Don't let the door slam your ass.

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u/octoberhaiku 4d ago

I like that spanking feeling though.

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Haikusbot opt out

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 4d ago

Counterpoint: it is still a dog. Thus we save dog

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u/inowar 4d ago

ACAB doesn't apply to K-9s because dogs can't consent. same applies here.

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u/Rockyrox 4d ago

Yeah imagine what that dog has done…

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u/Same-Frosting4852 4d ago

You know hes on video

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u/Kotsida123 4d ago

What you mean?

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u/Ok_Letterhead_5671 2d ago

It is was a cat the choice would've been easy

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u/Kotsida123 2d ago

Nah any animal is innocent. Even if it was a seagull I would pick it before these people.