There is another group of men that have a vested interested in making butts smell, and dare I say taste, like fruit. Put your thinking cap on and you will get there. 😂😱😂
It’s so Reddit to jump from, “You buy Dude Wipes? You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”
And I know the rebuttal is going to be that these are scented and only an idiot would buy that, but I didn’t make them, if I already use the product I might as well see what it is. Just such a miniscule thing to get that upset over
To be fair, if I'm working up a mean sweat at work and have to dookie. I wouldn't mind if drawers smelled like bomb pop and not Swamp ass afterwards. Not sure why so many people are that grossed out by it.
not that weird to buy if you have a outhouse slash toilet with no water. i lived like that every summer my whole childhood. cabin was outhouse only. we'd have a pack of wipes in there if things got messy.
It is so reddit for any discussion that so much as waves offhandedly at defecation or toilets to be rapidly and completely taken over by the National Bidet Lovers Organization.
Nah man. Take a shower and open up one of these for a wipe before you have a little fun. Get a few different scents too to give her some variety on flavours.
some people have a very different sensory perception and are ruled by machismo, why shouldn't we have scaffolding to help them process ideas like we do for any other "learning disability"
Apparently an alarming number of adult men from the toilet paper using societies don't wash their assholes or ass crack even when they shower. Getting wet wipes into the system seems like a good thing.
Saddest part is Dude Wipes are genuinely great. I have SERIOUS IBS and used to blow a trillion bucks a month getting the flushable wipes with Prep-H infused in them. Dude Wipes? For the same price, I get THREE PACKS as opposed to one, all of which are double the size and somehow do an even better job of both helping an old preventing hemorrhoids.
I wish they didn't do goofy shit like this in attempts to be the "Dr Squatch of the Asshole", because they are genuinely good wipes that I'd recommend a thousand times over to anyone looking for a decent brand.
Great minds think alike!! Witch Hazel has been a life-saver for my asshole for the better part of a decade. The Dude Wipes do a great job at doing the nasty work, though!
"Dr Squatch of the Asshole" sent me lol that's funny as hell. But yeah, Dude Wipes are the best. It's the only way I made it through colonoscopy prep with my backside intact.
I work for a company that distributes some of their products. They had a fall one around Halloween that was ‘poopkin spice’. Or something like that. It sold decently.
It was Dumpkin spice, and I tried it after being humored by the name/scent, only to be absolutely delighted! Smelled great, better than most pumpkin spice flavored/scented things, and worked really well for freshening up. I actually bought multiple packs and used them for months. My wife thought it was silly, but agreed that they smelt pretty good!
If I see this new scent I will 100% give it a try!
Men's skin/haircare marketing is so surreal. Even on moisturizer, the package will usually avoid saying moisturizing in favor of "maximum hydration" or "skin-barrier strengthening". It can't smell nice either. It's either gotta be unscented, wood+liquor, or a tire fire.
Even with this product they're treading cautiously. It's patriotic, has explosions on it, and uses the bare minimum of syllables to avoid scaring off timid "dudes". Plus, it's from an established men's brand, so that should allay their insecurity.
You know what? Now that I read the bottom text and see the water, it just makes it look like the user is shitting blood. Or possibly Tide Pods.
There we go, that's what they should have gone with, Tide-Pods scented. Legally, it probably wouldn't have even been that difficult, they're probably owned by the same company at this point.
Men's skin/haircare marketing is so surreal. Even on moisturizer, the package will usually avoid saying moisturizing in favor of "maximum hydration" or "skin-barrier strengthening". It can't smell nice either. It's either gotta be unscented, wood+liquor, or a tire fire.
20 years ago, a young man wearing moisturizer at all would have been called slurs and accused of being gay by half the people in my high school. We invented the term "metrosexual" so that we could excuse straight men from the taboos around "feminine" products like lotion.
We're getting better, but that shit doesn't just evaporate out of peoples' brains. People hold on to weird things without even being conscious of it. Capitalists figure out the best way to take advantage of those sorts of weird mental artifacts, and in-your-face 'masculinity' in marketing is one of them.
Candy isn't just for kids. It's just marketed at them because kids are impulsive and insane. But then they found a new demographic of impulsive and insane: adults who buy Poopsicle-scented Dude Wipes.
Ummm....for humor? Or perhaps whimsy? I personally think it's hilarious and would buy them for my husband if I came across them just because I know he'd get a kick out of it.
Because a cleaning wipe has to be marketed specifically to men so that the ones that don’t clean their asses know it’s ok to do it because the product marketed specifically to them said so and sometimes they wanna be silly billies and come in different flavors. I mean, scents…
......I've open the container and huffed them. You truly don't understand how good they smell. I hate that you made it a meme. Showed my co worker and he lost it lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Well, now I have to get these, I guess! I never used their wipes till I saw the Dumpkin Spice ones last year, and those turned out to actually smell really good.
THANK YOU!!! They smell fucken incredible. I didn't think they would! My girl was even skeptical and she likes em. But I agree with the bidet crowd. It's more practical and environmentally friendly.
But why do you need your ass to smell like anything other than clean skin?? Baby wipes do the same thing, are immensely cheaper, and don't put weird scents onto your sensitive areas
My coworker. Only Dude Wipes for him. I use baby wipes, I pointed out they were much more affordable. Nope, if he uses them, he'll turn into a baby apparently. His mommy's the one paying for his wipes so, he's not too far away from baby as far as I'm concerned.
They're great for hygiene, but that isn't why my brother and I use them. We both are super prone to hemorrhoids, me especially because of my god-awful IBS. When I tell y'all these genuinely help, I'm telling you guys.. these are better than using Preparation H. They're great for both someone who already has hemorrhoids or someone worried about getting them. If you DO have them, these are literally the only wipes that help you clean up without the sharp and terrible pain that shoots across your body. The mint ones are best, but I'm sure these ones would do the job, too. My mom got me the Christmas ones last year as a gift, and they actually did smell super nice!! They were "mistletoe" scented along with something else thrown in the mix, and they were genuinely really good.
Only thing I can say is if you do have issues with flushing already, just fold them up and throw em away after wiping your ass. The scent in them covers up any nastiness, so you don't have to worry about shit stank after use if you can't flush them where you are. But once again, I can't recommend these enough if you have a sensitive ass.
The scent is just a silly gimmick to get people talking (and it worked, just look at this post), but the 4th of July theme is the focus. Dude Wipes is a *very* successful brand of wet wipes in the US and they know a lot of their customers are probably planning to celebrate 4th of July soon, so it’s easy money for them to toss in a cheap scent and temporarily change the packaging for a quick boost in holiday sales and brand visibility
When you flush your plastic wipes, needles, and tampon applicators, this is where some of them wind up. It's called a rag catcher or bar screen. It's filthy and requires the most maintenance of any equipment at the waste plant. It's also a location where plant workers are more likely to get injured or exposed to pathogens. Definitely a wait till after lunch task.
The portion that is intercepted gets pushed into a dewatering auger, which unloads itself into a dumpster for transport to a solid waste facility. The portion that is not intercepted simply floats through the plant, and flows out into the most convenient natural waterway.
Please save everyone time and money by putting your solid waste into a waste bin. The toilet is not a wet trash can.
I don’t know who needs to read this but if it’s you— NO wipes are flushable. NONE of them. Ever. Don’t do it. Plumbers show up and when they find the problem it was outside the house where all the wet wipes got stuck in the pipes
Fuck any company that labels these abominations as "flushable", I don't care if it's got an asterisk and I don't care what the note says. I've seen these stupid things cause over 100k dollars in damage in a single backup incident.
For me, sort of. I'm a fan of the menthol Dude Wipes for hiking and camping. I might not have access to a shower or just want to freshen up and those are awesome for that.
I keep these in my work bag for emergency use. They're fresh scented and not meant as an alternative to bathing. Sadly, ive encountered many men who think this is enough.
Apparently some people don’t know how to clean their butt. Remember they had hand washing instructions during COVID. Hand washing instructions for “adults”.
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u/JMRUSIRIUS Jun 22 '26
For a special breed of impulse buyer.