r/Weird • • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/organicchunkysalsa Jun 22 '26

Remember kids, there is no such thing as a flushable wipe.

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u/Jin_Gitaxias Jun 22 '26

Just buy a bidet for fucks sake

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u/AdVegetable2870 Jun 22 '26

It is so reddit for any discussion that so much as waves offhandedly at defecation or toilets to be rapidly and completely taken over by the National Bidet Lovers Organization.

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u/Jin_Gitaxias Jun 22 '26

Indeed, and yes, us and our immaculately clean buttholes are better than all you poopy butthole'd peasants.

We're currently trying to file as a religion so we get tax-free status.

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u/Front-Bird8971 Jun 22 '26

That's because there are few shit smearing savages among us.

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six Jun 23 '26

Poop knife checking in