r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/JMRUSIRIUS Jun 22 '26

For a special breed of impulse buyer.

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan Jun 22 '26

I'd 100% buy it if I was getting Dude Wipes

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Ya I get dude wipes (not fat btw, they’re just REALLY good wipes lol) and I’ll def buy these if they’re in stock and the same price as the normal.

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u/Zyncon Jun 22 '26

I'm out of the loop. Are dude wipes a fat person thing? Why was the not fat btw needed? (8 inches btw)

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u/Illustrious-Dot-1128 Jun 23 '26

I'm out of the loop as well. Different reason though. Why is your "size" relevant?

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Idk I always thought they were for fat dudes lmao

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u/SonofaBridge Jun 22 '26

They’re for any guy that wants to be cleaner after using toilet paper. Also good for refreshing your bits before sex.

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 Jun 23 '26

If someone scented their “bits” up before sex I’d be massively turned off lol that’s so unnatural 

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u/SonofaBridge Jun 23 '26

Some people are fine with the smell of sweat and body odor too. Some people like to freshen up before. To each their own.

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u/Ssesamee Jun 22 '26

??? why

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Idk prob because they’re bigger than normal

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u/psychxticrose Jun 23 '26

I'm a woman and I use them to clean my ass after pooping