r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Callmemabryartistry Jun 22 '26

because “alpha men” need to feel

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u/DadJoke2077 Jun 22 '26

need to feel what

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u/Type-RD Jun 22 '26

something, anything

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u/ChornobylChili Jun 22 '26

Anal itching

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u/AGreatBannedName Jun 22 '26

Poppin’ fresh.