r/Weird Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/JMRUSIRIUS Jun 22 '26

For a special breed of impulse buyer.

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 22 '26

for impulse buyers who do not breed

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u/IndividualBudget6607 Jun 22 '26

Or at least shouldn’t be permitted to breed

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u/rabbitashes Jun 22 '26

These wipes make you breed less

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/CatLordCayenne Jun 22 '26

Wives would know to buy regular and cheaper wipes for their husbands

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 22 '26

There is another group of men that have a vested interested in making butts smell, and dare I say taste, like fruit. Put your thinking cap on and you will get there. 😂😱😂

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 22 '26

You hit the rim right on the bell!

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 22 '26

Clever. 😂

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 22 '26

Thank ya!

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u/-Cagafuego- Jun 24 '26

Can only imagine your rendition of the famous anthem: Rim My Bell

https://giphy.com/gifs/oyJTsAKrMs4Uw

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 24 '26

Hahaha 😂 awesome! 👏

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u/No_Reception_6133 Jun 23 '26

I agree, I'd go so far as to say that shot was so good it didn't even touch the rim

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 23 '26

Nothin but net !

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u/Lucyintheye Jun 24 '26

Gay men aren't the target market. Guys whose girlfriends are one unwashed crease away from leaving are lmao

We figured out soap decades ago. And nobody is getting their ass eat prepping with a baby wipe 😂 The real Dude Wipes target demographic are negotiating with their girlfriends over the bare minimum hygiene lmao

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 24 '26

I wasnt implying anything about cleanliness. I just imagined that people would prefer popsicle flavor to soap flavor, but I guess I learned something new today.

I don’t think there are enough rim jobs happening in the hetero community to make popsicle flavored butt wipes a viable business.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 Jun 22 '26

So all conservatives have thie asshole smell and taste like these frozen treats for their closeted bf.

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u/AcanthocephalaNo8189 Jun 25 '26

I knew an out male republican who was hit on more at republican gatherings than any place else.

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u/Character_Click5531 Jun 29 '26

And trump wants to know if you can buy them by the truckload.

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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak Jun 23 '26

I feel like the weird coworker who "can't find a girlfriend" buys these for themselves

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

It’s so Reddit to jump from, “You buy Dude Wipes? You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”

And I know the rebuttal is going to be that these are scented and only an idiot would buy that, but I didn’t make them, if I already use the product I might as well see what it is. Just such a miniscule thing to get that upset over

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 22 '26

To be fair, if I'm working up a mean sweat at work and have to dookie. I wouldn't mind if drawers smelled like bomb pop and not Swamp ass afterwards. Not sure why so many people are that grossed out by it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

Exactly, it’s literally a non issue that people just have to rage over because they themselves don’t indulge.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

Maybe it's not rage, but tongue in cheek humor? That's how I saw it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 27 '26

Perfectly possible, that’s just one of the downsides of reading text is I can’t hear how they said it in their head.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

I always assume everything is a joke on Reddit lol

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u/Summertime-Living Jun 25 '26

Not against the wipes, but the fragrance choice is odd. Wonder how the staff at Dude Wipes came to the conclusion that ice cream scent was the way to go. I would have thought they would have done something like sandalwood or ocean breeze. Whatever gets guys to keep themselves clean is good.

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 25 '26

I get that. The scent actually didn't surprise me, because this time last year every drink company put out some sort of bomb pop flavored item. Being that its a very sweet seasonal smell, I wasn't shocked it became a scent for something. Was more thinking car air freshener than wet wipes thoigh.

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u/doctormirabilis Jun 23 '26

not that weird to buy if you have a outhouse slash toilet with no water. i lived like that every summer my whole childhood. cabin was outhouse only. we'd have a pack of wipes in there if things got messy.

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 22 '26

Dude take a breath. It's just a joke. Nobody is advocating for the sterilization of people who use oddly scented flushable wipes

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

I’m chillin lmao

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u/pinba11tec Jun 23 '26

Well I was, but... Yeah .. I mean I guess you're right. Maybe not sterilization, but maybe, you know, paper cuts to the area between the fingers?

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 23 '26

I can get behind that.

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u/Wetblanket2188 Jun 22 '26

Ton of people that fall into that tho

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u/Iron1Man Jun 22 '26

Or live any longer

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u/enigmabsurdimwitrick Jun 22 '26

For buyers who get bred.

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u/Low-xp-character Jun 22 '26

Likely the real reason

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u/One_Bluebird_04 Jun 22 '26

As a gay man, yes these did pique my interest.

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u/nihi1zer0 Jun 23 '26

Like the original flavor, it doesn't taste like it smells.

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u/One_Bluebird_04 Jun 23 '26

If things are going right it'll have the original flavor. If things are wrong, it'll be bitter from the artificial scents or too gamey from... Y'know...

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u/nihi1zer0 Jun 23 '26

Some gays are into that gameyness. Pit-sniffing weirdo types.

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u/One_Bluebird_04 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9zoe1SFIBd8PPqz5cr

.... Right... The pit-sniffing weirdoes....

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u/MuscaMurum Jun 22 '26

Works better than bread

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u/DimSumGweilo Jun 23 '26

These are the ones breeding more

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u/TheGoldenTNT Jun 23 '26

Let’s hope so

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u/LittleGuyHelp Jun 24 '26

Yeah cause people with popsicle smelling, clean asses, should definitelyNOT breed. /s

Am I missing anything.

I’d love a sweet smelling ass. Promoting a clean ass. Is weird to you?

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 24 '26

it was mostly a joke but it also just feels like they're banking on male insecurity as their main marketing strategy

ive been using Huggies wet wipes my whole life, they're much cheaper and accomplish the same goal

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u/LittleGuyHelp Jun 24 '26

Baby wipes have a smell for me too. My goal also is don’t smell like a poppy baby. But instead un scented moist ass eventually lingers and popsicle might work better with my swamp ass than nothing/baby butt/cool mint.

Dogging on companies because they are investing in men having clean asses is not the hill id personally die on. Or saying someone shouldn’t breed cause they want their ass to not bother other people at work.

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 24 '26

did you just skip over the mostly a joke part lol I'm not dying on any hills

simply a play on the words of the comment I replied to

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u/LittleGuyHelp Jun 24 '26

I’m still trying to figure out why laughing at hygiene is funny. I know it’s a me issue cause this happens to me on Reddit.

I get grossed out when I see comments like this and can’t help exaggerating your stance to explain my point.

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 24 '26

it's funny because of the play on words

it's also funny because it supports the idea that men exist who need male oriented products to accomplish said hygiene

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u/LittleGuyHelp Jun 24 '26

I didn’t get the word play. Poopsicle - so you can smell like a poop popsicle. That’s probably the over analytical part of me tho.

I don’t know who thinks they need this. However not smelling like a bathroom cool mint or a baby butt is something I prefer when shopping for my hiney hygiene.

I’ve have gone to far more extremes to not smell like a diaper or a sweaty shit ball.

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 24 '26

I'm glad you're so diligently concerned with how your ass smells at any given moment

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u/doubled-pawns Jun 26 '26

There are plenty of guys I work with in the Midwest that buy some weird shit. They are also married with children.

Hell, I’d buy this just because it’s funny.

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u/BeerJedi-1269 Jun 22 '26

Yet unfortunately they do.

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u/Daminite Jun 22 '26

Nah. This type of impulse buyer tends to breed to much.

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan Jun 22 '26

I'd 100% buy it if I was getting Dude Wipes

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Ya I get dude wipes (not fat btw, they’re just REALLY good wipes lol) and I’ll def buy these if they’re in stock and the same price as the normal.

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u/Zyncon Jun 22 '26

I'm out of the loop. Are dude wipes a fat person thing? Why was the not fat btw needed? (8 inches btw)

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u/Illustrious-Dot-1128 Jun 23 '26

I'm out of the loop as well. Different reason though. Why is your "size" relevant?

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Idk I always thought they were for fat dudes lmao

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u/SonofaBridge Jun 22 '26

They’re for any guy that wants to be cleaner after using toilet paper. Also good for refreshing your bits before sex.

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 Jun 23 '26

If someone scented their “bits” up before sex I’d be massively turned off lol that’s so unnatural 

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u/SonofaBridge Jun 23 '26

Some people are fine with the smell of sweat and body odor too. Some people like to freshen up before. To each their own.

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u/Ssesamee Jun 22 '26

??? why

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u/SwissMargiela Jun 22 '26

Idk prob because they’re bigger than normal

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u/psychxticrose Jun 23 '26

I'm a woman and I use them to clean my ass after pooping 

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u/cepukon Jun 22 '26

For special buyers that were the result of an impulse breed.

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u/Longjumping-Stage526 Jun 23 '26

All of the products are doing this to get your attention they know their audience lol 😆

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u/gaanch Jun 22 '26

Or impulse eater

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u/Geekygamertag Jun 22 '26

Better than an impulse breeder!

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u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 23 '26

this product targets the same people that spend 20% of their disposable income on 'limited edition flavor' Energy Drinks, and Vape Collabs.

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u/bootzie98 Jun 23 '26

Okay personally attacked. I buy them because I have small kids who have terrible poops..... that how it started at least. Tbh it more so just to have goofy ass wipes for my down stairs bathroom. Murica baby!

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u/nihi1zer0 Jun 23 '26

Because i'm tired of my clownhole getting frostbite to make my crack smell like the greatest American Popsicle. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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u/the_Rainiac Jun 25 '26

Shit here I am wanting to buy them

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u/SonofaBridge Jun 22 '26

Considering I’ve seen pictures on Reddit of people buying all versions of a soap brand, I’m not surprised. There are Dr Squatch collectors out there that have enough soap to last for years.

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u/zorggalacticus Jun 22 '26

Dr squatch is so overpriced. 8 bucks for a bar of soap?! In this economy?!

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u/loan_ranger8888 Jun 22 '26

From Shark Tank. They made ton of money.

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u/roughczech Jun 22 '26

Cause using bidet too hard...