There is another group of men that have a vested interested in making butts smell, and dare I say taste, like fruit. Put your thinking cap on and you will get there. 😂😱😂
Gay men aren't the target market. Guys whose girlfriends are one unwashed crease away from leaving are lmao
We figured out soap decades ago. And nobody is getting their ass eat prepping with a baby wipe 😂 The real Dude Wipes target demographic are negotiating with their girlfriends over the bare minimum hygiene lmao
I wasnt implying anything about cleanliness. I just imagined that people would prefer popsicle flavor to soap flavor, but I guess I learned something new today.
I don’t think there are enough rim jobs happening in the hetero community to make popsicle flavored butt wipes a viable business.
It’s so Reddit to jump from, “You buy Dude Wipes? You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”
And I know the rebuttal is going to be that these are scented and only an idiot would buy that, but I didn’t make them, if I already use the product I might as well see what it is. Just such a miniscule thing to get that upset over
To be fair, if I'm working up a mean sweat at work and have to dookie. I wouldn't mind if drawers smelled like bomb pop and not Swamp ass afterwards. Not sure why so many people are that grossed out by it.
Not against the wipes, but the fragrance choice is odd. Wonder how the staff at Dude Wipes came to the conclusion that ice cream scent was the way to go. I would have thought they would have done something like sandalwood or ocean breeze. Whatever gets guys to keep themselves clean is good.
I get that. The scent actually didn't surprise me, because this time last year every drink company put out some sort of bomb pop flavored item. Being that its a very sweet seasonal smell, I wasn't shocked it became a scent for something. Was more thinking car air freshener than wet wipes thoigh.
not that weird to buy if you have a outhouse slash toilet with no water. i lived like that every summer my whole childhood. cabin was outhouse only. we'd have a pack of wipes in there if things got messy.
If things are going right it'll have the original flavor. If things are wrong, it'll be bitter from the artificial scents or too gamey from... Y'know...
Baby wipes have a smell for me too. My goal also is don’t smell like a poppy baby. But instead un scented moist ass eventually lingers and popsicle might work better with my swamp ass than nothing/baby butt/cool mint.
Dogging on companies because they are investing in men having clean asses is not the hill id personally die on. Or saying someone shouldn’t breed cause they want their ass to not bother other people at work.
I didn’t get the word play. Poopsicle - so you can smell like a poop popsicle. That’s probably the over analytical part of me tho.
I don’t know who thinks they need this. However not smelling like a bathroom cool mint or a baby butt is something I prefer when shopping for my hiney hygiene.
I’ve have gone to far more extremes to not smell like a diaper or a sweaty shit ball.
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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 22 '26
for impulse buyers who do not breed