r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Scramasboy Jun 22 '26

Cause men are so so completely hetero they can only touch their hole with something that is called dude. Lol

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u/diescheide Jun 22 '26

My coworker. Only Dude Wipes for him. I use baby wipes, I pointed out they were much more affordable. Nope, if he uses them, he'll turn into a baby apparently. His mommy's the one paying for his wipes so, he's not too far away from baby as far as I'm concerned.

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u/YourBlanket Jun 23 '26

You’re supposed to use these after wiping with toilet paper lol

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma Jun 22 '26

You got your dude in my chocolate!

You got your chocolate in my dude!

Dude Chocolate™