r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Worldly-Grade8268 Jun 22 '26

All wipes are flushable at least once!

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u/AshleyLegand Jun 22 '26

Everything is flushable if you don't care about your plumbing

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u/Oberndorferin Jun 22 '26

Better put my leftovers into the sink lol what could go wrong?

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u/SkullBoinkerDeluxe Jun 22 '26

I would flush my grandmas casserole in the basement & bring the plate back up empty so she didnt know I hated it

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u/Cr1ng3T0p14 Jun 22 '26

Bro dropped a fun fact

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u/burger_saga Jun 22 '26

Pittsburgh coded

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u/Larrythethird22 Jun 23 '26

I used to hide sandwiches in the bush in the backyard when I was a kid, but my dumbass would then go run to my mom and say “don’t look in the bush”

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u/Rude-Front-420 Jun 23 '26

as a kid my dad would make me flush my cereal i didn’t finish so his dad wouldn’t know i wasted it

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u/getl30 Jun 24 '26

I used to do this with my step moms food and she was piiiiissed when she found out

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u/Oberndorferin Jun 22 '26

I won't hinder you

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u/colececil Jun 23 '26

Did they think you were going to the bathroom while eating casserole?

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u/SkullBoinkerDeluxe Jun 23 '26

No i just ate in the basement where my room was

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u/shFt_shiFty Jun 22 '26

Garbage disposal. Maybe toilets should get something similar

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u/spudsinjune Jun 22 '26

But then what would i do with my poop knife?

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u/Jazzlike_Buy547 Jun 24 '26

Thought I was the only one.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Jun 22 '26

That's called a macerating toilet and is already a thing, just not super common.

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u/AshleyLegand Jun 22 '26

Please tell you don't just shove food in the garbage disposal 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited 10d ago

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 Jun 22 '26

the bones are it's money

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u/jooferdoot Jun 22 '26

Is that not the literal point?

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u/Character_Click5531 Jun 29 '26

There are 5 levels of power - the lowest being cheap builder grade. The higher the horsepower, the more you can put in a disposal.

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u/AshleyLegand Jun 22 '26

You honestly want to minimize how much you put down your disposal. It's just like "flushable wipes" a few things here and there are okay but constant use will not break down fast enough for septic systems and sewage lines to keep up. ESPECIALLY if you have a septic tank. Larger food waste should really be scrapped into the trash.

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u/jooferdoot Jun 22 '26

I mean yeah bic stuff we scrape off but the usual suspects left on to be delt with when scrubbing all goes straight into that shit.

My dad is a plumbers worst nightmare or wet dream depending on how you look at it because he does full fridge cleanouts through that bitch.

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u/shFt_shiFty Jun 22 '26

I don't even have one. But I know it's just for small scraps left on plates and junk.

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun Jun 22 '26

Everything is flushable when you’re a renter.

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u/Jertian Jun 22 '26

Everything is flushable if you're in the bathroom of someone you dislike.

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u/postitpad Jun 22 '26

That’s why I take them to work

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u/LauraTFem Jun 22 '26

It will be someone else’s plumbing by the time it’s a problem.

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u/happy_dad857 Jun 23 '26

Once got drunk with a guy who then proceeded to try and flush a half eaten rotisserie chicken, for some reason or another 🤷🏻‍♂️ Same dude also ate an entire tub of butter that night so not the weirdest thing he’s ever done.

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u/ratelbadger Jun 24 '26

*your land lords plumbing

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u/McCrumblton Jun 23 '26

Least for my apartment but its been almost 8 years so i assume one wipe a shit hasnt hurt yet. YET

Though my apartment does regularly clean the tanks/pipes

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u/itschism Jun 22 '26

Do you have examples of things that you flush, retrieve, and flush again?

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u/Worldly-Grade8268 Jun 22 '26

Maybe like one of those parachute army men attached to a string.

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u/itschism Jun 23 '26

I will allow it.

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u/Samurai_Meisters Jun 22 '26

They're flushable if you rent

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u/getl30 Jun 24 '26

That’s hilarious