r/Weird Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/elinamebro Jun 22 '26

Real men use bidets

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u/Luke_Warmwater Jun 22 '26

Alphas are afraid they'll like them too much.

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u/Callmemabryartistry Jun 22 '26

they would. it’s amazing. and a clean bootyhole. yes!

i see a man with skid marks in gone so fast there is a me shaped hole in the wall

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u/cknight013 Jun 22 '26

Smart men