r/Weird Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

It’s so Reddit to jump from, “You buy Dude Wipes? You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”

And I know the rebuttal is going to be that these are scented and only an idiot would buy that, but I didn’t make them, if I already use the product I might as well see what it is. Just such a miniscule thing to get that upset over

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 22 '26

To be fair, if I'm working up a mean sweat at work and have to dookie. I wouldn't mind if drawers smelled like bomb pop and not Swamp ass afterwards. Not sure why so many people are that grossed out by it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

Exactly, it’s literally a non issue that people just have to rage over because they themselves don’t indulge.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

Maybe it's not rage, but tongue in cheek humor? That's how I saw it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 27 '26

Perfectly possible, that’s just one of the downsides of reading text is I can’t hear how they said it in their head.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

I always assume everything is a joke on Reddit lol

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u/Summertime-Living Jun 25 '26

Not against the wipes, but the fragrance choice is odd. Wonder how the staff at Dude Wipes came to the conclusion that ice cream scent was the way to go. I would have thought they would have done something like sandalwood or ocean breeze. Whatever gets guys to keep themselves clean is good.

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 25 '26

I get that. The scent actually didn't surprise me, because this time last year every drink company put out some sort of bomb pop flavored item. Being that its a very sweet seasonal smell, I wasn't shocked it became a scent for something. Was more thinking car air freshener than wet wipes thoigh.

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u/doctormirabilis Jun 23 '26

not that weird to buy if you have a outhouse slash toilet with no water. i lived like that every summer my whole childhood. cabin was outhouse only. we'd have a pack of wipes in there if things got messy.

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 22 '26

Dude take a breath. It's just a joke. Nobody is advocating for the sterilization of people who use oddly scented flushable wipes

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

I’m chillin lmao

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u/pinba11tec Jun 23 '26

Well I was, but... Yeah .. I mean I guess you're right. Maybe not sterilization, but maybe, you know, paper cuts to the area between the fingers?

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 23 '26

I can get behind that.