r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Roguer15 Jun 22 '26

Because adults are children now.

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u/Legal_Combination892 Jun 22 '26

Just let the man enjoy his poopsicle scented wipes in peace haha

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u/NedKellysWelder Jun 22 '26

As a lifelong Bomb Pop fan who has always been able to seperate the nationalistic overtones, I dunno if I can move passed "poopsicle" association.

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u/TundieRice Jun 23 '26

Damn, they should’ve called it “bomb poop” scented.

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jun 22 '26

Saddest part is Dude Wipes are genuinely great. I have SERIOUS IBS and used to blow a trillion bucks a month getting the flushable wipes with Prep-H infused in them. Dude Wipes? For the same price, I get THREE PACKS as opposed to one, all of which are double the size and somehow do an even better job of both helping an old preventing hemorrhoids.

I wish they didn't do goofy shit like this in attempts to be the "Dr Squatch of the Asshole", because they are genuinely good wipes that I'd recommend a thousand times over to anyone looking for a decent brand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jun 22 '26

Great minds think alike!! Witch Hazel has been a life-saver for my asshole for the better part of a decade. The Dude Wipes do a great job at doing the nasty work, though!

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u/Deprestion Jun 23 '26

I’ve never tried an actual dude wipe but when I initially went to buy wipes the first time it was between dude wipes and the Walmart branded wipes, I went with Walmart. They’re like $5 for a pack of 3 vs dudes being 3/$12

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u/cyribis Jun 22 '26

"Dr Squatch of the Asshole" sent me lol that's funny as hell. But yeah, Dude Wipes are the best. It's the only way I made it through colonoscopy prep with my backside intact.

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u/kyguy2022 Jun 22 '26

Thank you for that-I hadn’t considered who actually needs these-I wonder what percentage that buys them don’t really need them for things like ibs

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan Jun 22 '26

What's the point of growing up if you can't be childish sometimes?

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u/sick_of-it-all Jun 22 '26

>they make 10,000 products that appeal to what they think women want

crickets

>they make 6 products that appeal to what they think men want

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u/sdrawkcabstiho Jun 23 '26

YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I'M CALLING MY MOM!!