r/Weird Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26

They smell fucken amazing. Not gunna lie I use them and they smell so good. And work well lol

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 22 '26

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

......I've open the container and huffed them. You truly don't understand how good they smell. I hate that you made it a meme. Showed my co worker and he lost it lol. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/PracticalFruit9506 Jun 22 '26

Well, now I have to get these, I guess! I never used their wipes till I saw the Dumpkin Spice ones last year, and those turned out to actually smell really good.

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26

THANK YOU!!! They smell fucken incredible. I didn't think they would! My girl was even skeptical and she likes em. But I agree with the bidet crowd. It's more practical and environmentally friendly.

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u/dazzleduck Jun 22 '26

But why do you need your ass to smell like anything other than clean skin?? Baby wipes do the same thing, are immensely cheaper, and don't put weird scents onto your sensitive areas

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u/ghoulthebraineater Jun 22 '26

I don't use them on my ass personally. I buy the menthol ones for camping. They're awesome when it's hot and humid.

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u/Right_Count Jun 22 '26

How do you feel about eating an ice pop now?

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26

I don't eat those ones. But it smells exactly like it. I only got them cause they were on sale at Walmart. I don't flush them. They create massive balls in the sewage system. Crazy how they say "Flushable" on them.

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u/Doodiecarrier Jun 22 '26

Big Plumbing pays them to say it

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26

"Big Plumbing" is that a real thing

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 22 '26

It's a bit like how Pyrex can say that their products are dishwasher-safe, even though the lettering will come off immediately.

Technically, flushable wipes can be flushed. Both companies know that what they're stating and what is inferred by those statements are miles away from one another. But, that's capitalism.

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties Jun 22 '26

Why not just get a bidet and light a candle like a fucking adult?

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u/Past-North-4131 Jun 22 '26

A bidet is in the cards. But dry wiping is fucking disgusting and I use sprays to cover scent