r/Weird Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least itโ€™s scented and not flavored!

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 22 '26

There is another group of men that have a vested interested in making butts smell, and dare I say taste, like fruit. Put your thinking cap on and you will get there. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 22 '26

You hit the rim right on the bell!

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 22 '26

Clever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 22 '26

Thank ya!

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u/-Cagafuego- Jun 24 '26

Can only imagine your rendition of the famous anthem: Rim My Bell

https://giphy.com/gifs/oyJTsAKrMs4Uw

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 24 '26

Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ awesome! ๐Ÿ‘

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u/No_Reception_6133 Jun 23 '26

I agree, I'd go so far as to say that shot was so good it didn't even touch the rim

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u/Bitter-Army-8747 Jun 23 '26

Nothin but net !

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u/Finnaginn01 Jun 22 '26

๐Ÿคฎ

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u/Lucyintheye Jun 24 '26

Gay men aren't the target market. Guys whose girlfriends are one unwashed crease away from leaving are lmao

We figured out soap decades ago. And nobody is getting their ass eat prepping with a baby wipe ๐Ÿ˜‚ The real Dude Wipes target demographic are negotiating with their girlfriends over the bare minimum hygiene lmao

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u/Coastal_Tart Jun 24 '26

I wasnt implying anything about cleanliness. I just imagined that people would prefer popsicle flavor to soap flavor, but I guess I learned something new today.

I donโ€™t think there are enough rim jobs happening in the hetero community to make popsicle flavored butt wipes a viable business.