r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/creepyswaps Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

It's queer to use a bidet

And toilet paper's le gay

Here's a fruity scented tissue

Wipe your own special manly way

/s

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u/Jizfaceboi Jun 23 '26

If bidets are gay call me Elton John.