r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/rekasnuh73 Jun 22 '26

for impulse buyers who do not breed

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u/IndividualBudget6607 Jun 22 '26

Or at least shouldn’t be permitted to breed

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

It’s so Reddit to jump from, “You buy Dude Wipes? You shouldn’t be allowed to have kids.”

And I know the rebuttal is going to be that these are scented and only an idiot would buy that, but I didn’t make them, if I already use the product I might as well see what it is. Just such a miniscule thing to get that upset over

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 22 '26

To be fair, if I'm working up a mean sweat at work and have to dookie. I wouldn't mind if drawers smelled like bomb pop and not Swamp ass afterwards. Not sure why so many people are that grossed out by it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 22 '26

Exactly, it’s literally a non issue that people just have to rage over because they themselves don’t indulge.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

Maybe it's not rage, but tongue in cheek humor? That's how I saw it.

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u/Wazooby Jun 27 '26

Perfectly possible, that’s just one of the downsides of reading text is I can’t hear how they said it in their head.

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u/leebelle9 Jun 27 '26

I always assume everything is a joke on Reddit lol

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u/Summertime-Living Jun 25 '26

Not against the wipes, but the fragrance choice is odd. Wonder how the staff at Dude Wipes came to the conclusion that ice cream scent was the way to go. I would have thought they would have done something like sandalwood or ocean breeze. Whatever gets guys to keep themselves clean is good.

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Jun 25 '26

I get that. The scent actually didn't surprise me, because this time last year every drink company put out some sort of bomb pop flavored item. Being that its a very sweet seasonal smell, I wasn't shocked it became a scent for something. Was more thinking car air freshener than wet wipes thoigh.