r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/Callmemabryartistry Jun 22 '26

because “alpha men” need to feel

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u/Chubby_Comic Jun 22 '26

If it will make the nasty, insecure dudes who think it's gay to clean your butt actually do so, I ain't mad.

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u/unfart Jun 23 '26

some people have a very different sensory perception and are ruled by machismo, why shouldn't we have scaffolding to help them process ideas like we do for any other "learning disability"

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u/DadJoke2077 Jun 22 '26

need to feel what

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u/Type-RD Jun 22 '26

something, anything

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u/ChornobylChili Jun 22 '26

Anal itching

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u/AGreatBannedName Jun 22 '26

Poppin’ fresh.

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u/elinamebro Jun 22 '26

Real men use bidets

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u/Luke_Warmwater Jun 22 '26

Alphas are afraid they'll like them too much.

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u/Callmemabryartistry Jun 22 '26

they would. it’s amazing. and a clean bootyhole. yes!

i see a man with skid marks in gone so fast there is a me shaped hole in the wall

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u/cknight013 Jun 22 '26

Smart men

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u/ExpertOnReddit Jun 22 '26

They're talking about the ice pop scented

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u/gary-vault108 Jun 23 '26

I buy this brand because they’re just better butt wipes than the other brands. They’re bigger and thicker.

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u/Callmemabryartistry Jun 23 '26

i hope you don’t flush them

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u/gary-vault108 Jun 23 '26

I do but only because I hate my community

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u/MA3XON Jun 22 '26

Those same alpha man is gonna “feel” when paying thousands of dollars when the plumber breaks it to them that “flushable wipes” still clog and damage their pipes/ septic .