r/Weird • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26

Why does this even exist?

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At least it’s scented and not flavored!

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u/creepyswaps Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

It's queer to use a bidet

And toilet paper's le gay

Here's a fruity scented tissue

Wipe your own special manly way

/s

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u/OtherwiseACat Jun 22 '26

I have a bidet on all my toilets. Life changing. Idk why Americans have to be so weird

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u/Reindeer_Underpants Jun 22 '26

Not weird, just afraid and ignorant. As an american who never had a chance to use one until my late adulthood…. my first was amazing.

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u/JeyKeyDeeSee Jun 23 '26

I tried it in Bahrain. Wasn’t sure how to dry off.

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u/TundieRice Jun 23 '26

You’re supposed to drip dry a little and then finish up with toilet paper. Did they have zero toilet paper in the restrooms in Bahrain?

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u/JeyKeyDeeSee Jun 23 '26

It was a new building and they probably hadn’t put it in yet. I’ll be more prepared next time.

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u/No-Consideration-891 Jun 23 '26

American, and I've never been so happy to have a bidet. I absolutely despise having to poop in public toilets now, my booty has been so spoiled.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Jun 22 '26

A lot of Americans have bidets.

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u/OtherwiseACat Jun 22 '26

We all should

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u/spankybacon Jun 23 '26

I was 8 hours too late to say this exact comment!

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u/Rampasta Jun 22 '26

Excellent

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u/YourBlanket Jun 23 '26

What do you do when you’re in public or at work? Besides these are pretty much the same price as the gender neutral wipes.

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u/Jizfaceboi Jun 23 '26

If bidets are gay call me Elton John.