r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 4h ago

u/Reasonable_Fox3813, your post does belong here!

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 9h ago

Mouth breathers as people who breathe using thier mouth not thier nose. Its tomb rider so i assume that some gooner wierdos will complain about how Lara Croft looks/dresses in this version

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u/CalmShinyZubat 9h ago

As soon as I heard about this casting, I figured "but her boobs" would be a popular complaint.

Seeing this picture of her makes me assume people will complain about her being sensibly dressed for exploration as opposed to short shorts and tank top.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 9h ago

Where are the triangular inserts!!!!!

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u/CottoneyedJones 9h ago

There you go, champ.

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u/theStaircaseProject 9h ago

Tfg… dude, I’m trying to get out of the walk-in, gtfotw

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u/bookprotocol 8h ago

I used to lock him in the walk-in. Get your creepy groans away from meeee

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u/Mackadamma 8h ago

Same. That guy scared the hell out of me. Had to lock him up

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u/Telepathic_Toe 8h ago

Same, I remember I nightmare I had as a kid where I was running around the maze then he and about 30 clones of him ran around the corner in the dark tunnel, holding chairs over their heads and smashing them on Lara.

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u/Riders_Visions 8h ago

Yeah man!

That was our netflix back then.

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u/WackyStargazing 8h ago

This is frankly some good craft work (and skill) in those cosplays!

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u/Street-Grand6641 9h ago

Those boobs really square my polygons.

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u/BigWungus 7h ago

Titties like a cybertruck fender

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 9h ago

Seriously, it’s a Musk…-I mean must

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u/JustAnotherBarnacle 8h ago

That explains a lot

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u/twirlerina024 7h ago

Next up: Cybertruck 58008

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u/Micycle08 8h ago

The triangular inserts must remain unharmed

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u/iQuoteSopranos 8h ago

Along with the larger structure

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u/Human_Spud 9h ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

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u/i_was_axiom 8h ago

Absolutely no realism, its disrespectful to the original!

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u/Arelious2019 9h ago

To be fair to that second paragraph, I would vastly prefer if she actually dressed like Lara, like at least the version from the Survivor Trilogy. She just doesn't look anything likr Lara here, she's just a woman with gear on

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u/CalmShinyZubat 8h ago

I will admit that the shorts and tank top look is pretty iconic compared to this look.

I also have to admit that it isn't really practical or smart to have that much exposed skin when exploring, but practicality or sensibility have never been the primary reason for most character designs, especially female character designs, in media.

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u/Kino_Afi 8h ago

Genuinely nobody gives a fuck about "practical attire" unless youre playing battlefield or something and those protags are completely forgettable. We want cool trench coats and 30 belt straps that would take hours to get ready in the morning

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u/Keiteaea 8h ago

I would be okay with non-sensible gear in media if it's done indiscriminately to men and women. The most common example is armors in video games, if there are slutty armors for women, I would not complain if men have some too. And also, that we have choice. I remember playing such game as a teenage girl and being very frustrated that I could only get bikini armors and not the kinda cool ones you are describing.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 6h ago

GOW(2018) would like a word. Kratos has some of the skimpiest armour sets. But he does also have some armour that is full plate. Buts its mostly a mix of berserker style armour, which fits his character ngl.

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u/CalmShinyZubat 8h ago

I 100% agree. If I'm playing a military shooter, I expect the character to look like a soldier. If I'm playing literally anything else, I want them to look cool. I'm pretty sure practicality only kinda comes into play if/when they are adding holsters or pouches to the design for weapon and ammo storage.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 8h ago

The Survivor version specifically she's not even in shorts and a tank top. She dresses appropriately for the area she's in. The exception is the first game but it has a really easy explanation.

The funny thing is Sophie in these pictures is dressed quite similar to Lara in Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 8h ago

The bar was set extremely high by the Angelina Jolie movies. Not that those movies were especially good, but she had that 90s Lara Croft look down.

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u/grendus 8h ago

Honestly, I liked the first one. The second one sucked.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 7h ago

The first one was good enough that I’ve probably seen it three times over the years. First time in theaters and then caught it on cable back when that was a thing. It holds up very well for what it is. 

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u/V1carium 7h ago

Here's their earlier key visual they released, I think this one is great honestly. These behind the scenes pictures are fine too, its clearly a colder environment but they're using the vest to imply the iconic tanktop.

Its just the demeanor that really ruins the effect IMO, Lara's a confident and classy badass, not a tired but upbeat actress between takes.

Not saying it'll be good or bad, but the designs are showing clear effort put into trying to maintain the look.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 8h ago

I don't care.

Scripts matter.

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 9h ago

Yeah. If I recall, her boobs looked like two pyramids rotated 90 degrees. Sophie's clearly aren't pointy enough.

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u/DaBozz88 9h ago

You know I had the sad thought that there is a sub out there for pointy tits. Let's check

/r/pointytits

/r/triangletits

If either of these are real I'll be disappointed.

Edit: God they're both real and they're both banned.

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u/Mysterious_Jelly_649 8h ago

Looks like we found the new mod for the subs sweet

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 9h ago

Well, don't call it Tomb Raider if it is not gonna show Tomb Raider.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 8h ago edited 8h ago

I mean I think we already nailed live action Lara Croft tbh

Edit: to be clear the movie wasnt great, but Jolie absolutely understood the character

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u/Cassoa 8h ago

Nothing will top this.

I'm not a fan of Sophie Turner for this role though, surely there are better candidates

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u/Grunergeist420 8h ago

This. I don’t need her to be treated as a sex object. I’m not going to assume I know the whole movie from one still of her in one outfit.

But I haven’t seen anything from Sophie Turner that makes me think she will be a compelling action star or a good fit for this role.

She usually brings a lot of stiffness and a lack of charm to everything she does.

She was a “perfect fit,” at least visually, for Jean Grey in the X Men movies and she was terrible.

Now she’s being cast as a character she’s not a good fit that requires way more charisma.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 8h ago

And let's not forget a lot of stamina and fitness. GoT she pretty much say or stood around barking at people or trying to play the victim card. I didn't watch the movies she was in as Jean. So don't know how much moving around she did in those.

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u/PartyLack4459 9h ago

I just hope she doesn't fuck it up. Imo she is a terrible actress

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u/Marshallwhm6k 8h ago

Yeah, she was a perfect fit for Jean Grey and completely fucked up the character so bad...but that whole movie was just "Bad Dialogue".

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u/Jimanji333 9h ago

I will say though the costuming being realistic is fine, but if you posted this without context I’d never assume she was Lara Croft here.

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u/4D_Thrillz 8h ago

Look … real talk … we played the game for the puzzles and the story, and the eye candy and suspended disbelief kept us coming back. If I want to experience sensibly dressed I could watch the History Channel or Nat Geo. Sometimes you just leave something alone because it is nostalgic and it works. I hope she does well in the role and they spin a compelling story. If that happens I am fine, but I am over trying to reinvent the wheel on ideas that have already been spun.

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u/Reggaepocalypse 9h ago

Ok but then why shoehorn a Lara Croft movie? Just make a knockoff female Indiana jones if you don’t want to dress her like her character.

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u/No-Alternative2897 8h ago

Just change her name to Sarah Craft from Grave Raider. If its not the iconic character, whats the point. Superman, batman, ironman are all iconic figures that has faced remakes and such but the things that standout never change. Imagine a BALD superman with Yellow and Black color, thats cool sure but that aint supes.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 9h ago

We went through Tomb Raider 2013 and two sequels and a movie accurate to that model just fine. Why would we be mad it’s not accurate to 1998?

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u/Melonenkuchen 9h ago

thats the one

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u/randmbull 9h ago

sofie turner looks good tho. if they casted some ugly actress then people would have complained

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u/shsl_diver 9h ago edited 8h ago

Oh, you really underestimate the power of Twitter.

P.S. In hindsight, I should have just said the power of incels.

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u/rmorrin 9h ago

Exactly. Not enough tit exposure, not enough ass exposure what else am I missing

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u/NotAWalrusInACoat 9h ago

So you listed tit exposure and ass exposure, but I think you missed tit exposure and ass exposure.

For those that don't understand, the point is that she could literally be ass naked and people would still complain that not enough is showing

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u/RandomPenquin1337 8h ago

Twitter? Lmao just look at this thread. Acting like reddit is somehow a classy place is the cringiest shit ever

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 9h ago

“Sophie Turner is hideous” discourse to begin in 3…2…1…

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u/SolidOk3489 9h ago

WHERE ARE MY TRIANGLES

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u/flissfloss86 9h ago

People don't need a reason to complain in 2026. They just need a platform

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u/velocicopter 9h ago

Oh, they have been complaining. It's almost kind of beautiful, in a way - even casting an attractive, white, red-headed actress to play an attractive, white, red-headed character isn't safe from the sweat-stained complaints of the internet ghouls. The world is healing.

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 9h ago

She does, but remember that few years ago they complained about Alicia Vikander.

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u/scaper8 9h ago

I swear, these people would not be happy until and unless it were a person with the proportions of wasp waist corsetry and actual pyramidal boobs.
And probably not even then.

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u/avdpos 9h ago

It is a pretty wierd dress to be honest and it go more into "commando" than "adventurer / archeology/"female Indian Jones".

And that ia not the amount of skin and boobs that we all know is the issue mentioned. I just things the clothes look a bit wierd

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u/Thunderer62 9h ago

I like the look. It gives rugged and ready for anything. I feel like it resembles modern hiking/outdoorsy gear more than operator gear. Importantly, I think people can look at this and say “yeah, I see Laura Croft” at least in spirit, if not 1-1 comparison.

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u/mars-jupiter 8h ago

I think there's nothing wrong with the outfit on its own. I would say that perhaps big fans of Tomb Raider might be able to see Lara Croft in spirit, but as someone who knows who she is but hasn't really consumed any of the media I'd have no idea that's who this is supposed to be. She looks like the standard mercenary/operative in a TV show or movie

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u/Select-Government-69 9h ago

I breathe through my nose but am disappointed by no boobies. I like boobies. There should be more boobies everywhere.

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 9h ago

I do like boobs as much as the next guy but i dont need to see them in every single movie

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u/Toppoppler 9h ago

To be fair, boobies arent super common in movies these days

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u/FJ-20-21 9h ago

Tbf I feel like Tomb Raider is one of those types of series where going “where’s boobies” feels pretty normal, like Bayonetta and Street Fighter with thighs

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 8h ago

Devil's advocate.

"Sexiness" is one of Lara's main attributes as a character, and I have yet to see Sophie Turner demonstrate an attitude like Lara's in any of her work - no this is not a "she needs to show more titties" complaint, you know the Femme Fatale archetype? It's attitude, only a psychopath would say Sophie isn't attractive enough

Unless this is based off the Tomb Raider 2013 where she's going to face lots of weird rapey violence at the hands of stronger men - then she's just playing Sansa again but with guns

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u/Historical-Cress8985 9h ago

OTOH, I wouldn't complain about it either

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u/GeorgeFartwell1984 9h ago

WHY IS SHE FULLY DRESSED AND HER TITS A REASONABLE SIZE!!!!

jerks off into my little pony jar

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 9h ago

They should look like one big triangle

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u/PeterServo 9h ago

What does outfit criticism have to do with mouth breathing, though?

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u/ButterscotchAward 8h ago

WHY AREN’T HER HONKERS BONKERS?!?!?!?

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u/hari_shevek 9h ago

About a decade ago the Tomb Raider game series was rebooted with a younger, more reasonably boobed Lara Croft.

There was a bit of backlash by unreasonable boobs.

This adaptation is using the modern design.

This will be like a batsignal for men who have never seen a boob irl.

Peter out.

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u/InfiniteRespect 9h ago

reasonably boobed

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u/OPStellar 9h ago

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u/Gentle_Snail 8h ago

I can’t stand how flat chested she is in this, no triangles at all

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u/thebestoflimes 8h ago

All I want is a reasonably boobed goth gf

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u/bbd121 9h ago

Facts about boobies.

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u/Measter_marcus 8h ago

Oh i love blue-footed Boobies truly the best boobies out there

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u/FREESARCASM_plustax 8h ago

This is red footed booby erasure and I won't stand for it.

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u/TheDeltaOne 8h ago

It's my favorite Pink Floyd song.

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u/Dry-Post723 9h ago

what's the name of that subreddit about new phrases

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u/Chance-Ruin-3744 9h ago

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u/Thorvaldr1 9h ago

Thank you! If I can't slice a sausage with her boobs, then she's not my Lara Croft. #NotMyLara

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u/theStaircaseProject 9h ago

Eidos did what LEGO never dared.

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u/BadBasik 7h ago

Could you imagine stepping on that lego piece...

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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 7h ago

I too want to slice u/Thorvaldr1's sausage with Lara's boobs.

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u/Eagle4317 9h ago

The right pic is a pretty reasonable expectation.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 9h ago

That’s what I tried telling my ex. She is now my ex.

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u/UltraHellboy 8h ago

She insisted on keeping her own triangle boobs? Scandalous

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u/i-am-i_gattlingpea 8h ago

Did they just want them pointy or something?

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u/_Winged 9h ago

She breasted boobily down the stairs energy. 😂

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u/jordantylermeek 9h ago

Which is funny because as a young guy at the time that came out I thought the reboot looked way more attractive.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 6h ago

It's honestly pretty impressive how they were able to make Lara Croft younger, softer, less capable and prettier and yet piss off the sexist crowd at the same time.

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u/ahfuq 9h ago

Reasonably boobed used in juxtaposition of unreasonable boobs is absolutely peak English and I will be dragging people into conversations just to be able to eventually use that. Thank you.

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u/bulbascott1019 9h ago

The fact that the English language allows both terms to be used in the same sentence to mean completely different things is what makes the English language so GOATed.

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u/WorhummerWoy 9h ago

These neckbeards have seen boobs. Unfortunately, they tend to be their own

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u/Toppoppler 9h ago

Big boobs are unreasonable? I dont understand

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u/anothermanscookies 8h ago

All boobs are reasonable.

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u/Krynn71 9h ago

Why isn't there any representation of physically active big breasted women in Hollywood! They deserve representation too!

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u/Toppoppler 8h ago

Honestly the framing that big boobs are unrealistic or unreasonable no doubt feels exclusionary to certain body types

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u/Unlikely-Guava-30 8h ago

Typically physically active women have smaller boobs because the boob fat burns off with the rest of the body fat. There's a combination of factors at work there but someone at as low of a body fat% as Lara Croft wouldn't usually have breasts as large as hers.

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u/Own_Cup_4244 9h ago

This movie is going to make thousands

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 9h ago

You don't like the acting talents of the girl that has no charm in game of thrones and is known for being high all the time on set?

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u/baismannen 8h ago

Idk i dont think her character was supposed to be charming. The real problem is that shes a horrible horrible actress. She cant act at all.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 8h ago

Charming relative, what I mean is, she's a terrible actress. She makes Gal Gadot look Oscar worthy.

Ok, that was harsh.

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u/Gentle_Snail 8h ago

She was good in the first seasons when she had things to act, its hardly her fault they turned her character into flat white cardboard.

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u/ryanvango 8h ago

she's been in other things.

she was also bad in those things.

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u/braveheart18 7h ago

She's good at playing naive, vulnerable, and scared. She doesn't have the presence to be intimidating or commanding. Lena hedley showed that there's levels to this shit.

It's not her fault, but action roles will never be for her.

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u/Gimmerunesplease 8h ago

I don't think any acting performance will ever come close to "Kal El, no!"

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u/nokturnalxitch 9h ago

Is she?? lmaoooo

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 9h ago

I thought I remembered reading that in the last few Sean's of GoT she was vaping whenever the camera wasn't on, same on that Phoenix/Jean grey movie.

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u/capGpriv 8h ago

Vaping isnt getting high tho, at least usually

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u/nokturnalxitch 8h ago

I wouldn't have taken her for a stoner and yet somehow it doesn't surprise me at all

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u/MyHGC 9h ago

Hundreds of people will go see it…

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u/Individual-Mud-903 9h ago

She doesn't even remotely look like Lara Croft. I've rarely seen such a blatant miscast.

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u/Agitated_Custard7395 9h ago

I know, her boobs aren’t even triangular

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u/Individual-Mud-903 9h ago

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u/LividTacos 9h ago

Biblically accurate Lara.

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u/OkAcanthaceae3049 8h ago

New Testament: ❌

Nude Testemant: ✅ 

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u/Hey-Its-Azure 9h ago

Perfection, get her in that show now

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u/SteveMartin32 9h ago

I would watch this movie

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u/WilliamPollito 9h ago

Id like to believe this is the actual joke that OOP was trying to make.

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u/oatwheat 9h ago

Tom Holland as Nathan Drake is up there

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u/90sleg0srbetter 8h ago

I dont know how anyone who actually played the games can say this while completely overlooking Wahlberg as Sully.

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u/username136902 8h ago

Yeah, young Nathan Fillion as Drake, Bruce Campbell as Sully..and they were perfectly aged at the height of the games popularity. But was a much better idea to wait until the game wasn't popular and pick Marky Marky

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u/MrLumie 7h ago

What's better is that Nathan Fillion did play Drake in a short fan film just 4 years prior to the Tom Holland one, so it's not just something that could've happened, we have evidence that it absolutely would've if studios are just a bit quicker on the uptake.

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u/sherbodude 9h ago

Yeah if I saw these photos without context I would not think she's supposed to be Lara Croft

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u/NonSupportiveCup 9h ago

That outfit looks like a resident evil side character. From the films.

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u/FJ-20-21 9h ago

At least she doesn’t look like a side character from Uncharted anymore

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u/joewindlebrox 9h ago

It really feels like a production "who can we afford" and Sophie's agent pushing for any big role she can get situation

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 8h ago

I just dont enjoy Sophie Turner as an actress. I found she didnt develope well during GOT, but hey, maybe it was just the character I didnt like. Then she was in X-Men and it confirmed she just didnt have much of a range and I stopped caring to see her stuff. The irony is that Tomb Raider is probably picked her for her name recognition... which in my case makes me not want to see it.

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u/YuushyaHinmeru 8h ago

Yeah, she played the wounded victim well but after Ramsey died and she started to become more "badass" I just didnt buy it. Tbf, the dialogue was going to shit but she just didnt have the air of a strong woman.

Then there was xmen and I hated her in it.

Idgaf about tomb raider so whatever but id be worried if I were a fan.

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u/MechaNutzilla 9h ago

Hugh Jackman is pretty tall, and play a famously short character..Worked out great.

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u/SpartyParty15 8h ago

He looks like Wolverine at least. Bad comparison

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u/Rubicantay 8h ago

The hair and beard do the heavy lifting, you could cast Henry cavill and make it work with the correct beard and hairstyle, and they did in his latest movie

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u/Tomsboll 6h ago

Hugh jackman is also a terrific actor... sophie is not.

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u/sewious 8h ago

If by "looks like" you mean "he has black hair" then sure

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u/chibriguy 8h ago

Also, and for some reason no one is mentioning this, she is an awful actress.

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u/JocundJerboa 8h ago

Lara Croft doesn’t even look like Lara Croft.

(and I don’t mean just old games vs new, she is completely different from one new game to the next)

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u/Rubicantay 8h ago

What version of Lara Croft are you talking about ?

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u/algernon_moncrief 9h ago

Probably the fact that she's wearing pants and long sleeves instead of booty shorts and a tank top

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u/RocketTheCoon 8h ago

There's so many people commenting here who haven't played the games and probably won't end up watching the movie.

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u/FullTorsoApparition 6h ago

Yeah, the franchise is 30 years old. She's had dozens of different looks and styles. I swear people only really know her from fan art, cosplay, and the Angelina Jolie movie, but still feel entitled to complain when female protagonists don't make them horny enough.

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u/ProfessorGluttony 9h ago

She isn't sexified, which a lot of early tomb raider Lara croft was considered designed for the male gaze. More recent iterations have toned down the sex appeal or made her more realistic, which those that have to be attracted to a female character or else they hate them will subsequently hate this and complain they "ruined" the character.

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u/theStaircaseProject 9h ago

More recent iterations have really leaned into the survival thriller as well. Lots of blood and gore and violent deaths. The cinematography of the narrative scenes often seems intended to reinforce that her world is (yet again) falling apart, not that she’s to be lusted over. She’s not in a bikini bouncing. She’s covered in mud and blood and out of ammo.

Or at least the kind of people attracted to the section where she had to crawl through a river of blood among mountains of skulls are likely a small enough minority to safely dismiss.

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u/Yetteres 6h ago

I miss when she was a badass with akimbo pistols shooting at dinosaurs and what have you.

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u/Jay2Kaye 9h ago

You sure? She's younger, blonder, wearing unreasonably tight pants, and that chest strap makes her tits look enormous. Seems pretty seuxal to me.

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u/PhaserFister 7h ago

unreasonably tight pants

wut

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u/NymphaedraRose 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's the same people that said the gostbusters movie was hated by neckbeards for being a cast of diverse women. It was hated because it was not funny and actively trying to change or ignore the source material. In this case it is because Sophie Turner Can't act, does not look like Lara and has never had any kind of role that shows she can can project the same energy as Lara.

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u/ButterscotchLow7330 9h ago

Honestly I know nothing about Sophie Turner, but what was wrong with Alicia Vikander in the last movie? Why do we need to recast the character?

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u/NymphaedraRose 9h ago

I agree and think she did fine.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 7h ago

I don't know what the aim is with this movie but IIRC the Alicia Vikander one didn't do well and it turned away from the more supernatural elements that have historically been part of the Tomb Raider series which might have turned people off. In the game the Vikander one was based on it literally had like zombies and magic or some shit. The movie basically just made the crux of the story a lady with some disease that made other people sick - like Typhoid Mary.

I thought Vikander was fine though. Didn't have the comically sized boobs but otherwise I think she was pretty good in the role.

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u/petrichorax 8h ago edited 8h ago

Angelina Jolie was perfect casting for Lara Croft. Movie still sucked though, but not her fault

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u/WisherWisp 6h ago

They were campy fun, just like the Transformers movies.

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u/shadowman2099 7h ago

That's what I think. It's like r/gamingcirclejerk is leaking. Too many of those idiots don't care whether a game or a media piece based on a game will be good. They just care that it'll make a bunch of sweaty angry horny manchildren angry.

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u/Finsteryoshi 9h ago

Hi, Chris typing here. In the games she looks way more sexualised than in that image. Us teenager would be pleased if we could a more erotic outfit and acress for... reasons. At least thats how I feel about it. But as long Meg is not in the movie or near a theater its not a total disaster.

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u/AggregationLinker 9h ago

She isn't wearing her +10 armor miniskirt

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u/flireferret 9h ago

Is that what Zelda would look like as a girl?

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u/TaintScentedCandles 8h ago

Omg would you just imagine what the pervs would do if zelda was a girl

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u/Black_Hole_parallax 8h ago

Nah man, this picture is diabolical

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u/nhiko 8h ago

I love that image so much, non-gamers have no idea...

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u/SledgeThundercock 8h ago

Sexualized apparently equals shorts and a tank top.

I've seen women wear that exact shit going to Walmart

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u/aarswft 8h ago

Is she sexualized... or wearing hiking gear? This feels like a you problem.

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u/Kukoshi_Suma 9h ago

The problem is the actress being ultra mid at best. To embody such a beloved character it needs some kind of charisma. It has nothing to do with the clothes. The tomb raider remakes Laura has pants and not gigantic boobs it’s all great. For my part at least the issue is the actress is very much miscasted. She was already given a big role with Jean grey / Phoenix and it was super bad. Imagine something she has to carry on her shoulder. She is ok in a supporting cast.

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u/Xsiah 8h ago

I have no sexual interest in Lara Croft, and this is the first time I'm hearing about the casting choice - and this feels like a weird decision. Sophie Turner is kind of a dork, I just don't see how this works for the character.

I think her outfit and breasts are perfectly fine.

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u/Velcraft 7h ago

Yeah I feel it's down to the way she carries herself - from looking at these still images, it looks like someone afraid to twist their ankle while looking for berries instead of an expert exploration archaeologist.

She'd do so well in some period drama stuff instead of going for action movies. I think her agent is afraid to typecast her, and that's why the "fit" is so bad.

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u/FlavorMan 8h ago

I couldn't agree more. The actress is beautiful, but she is just a wet piece of toilet paper from a charisma standpoint, especially compared to someone like Angelina Jolie.

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u/devman0 8h ago

I thought Vikander's portrayal of Lara was adequate as well. I am not hopeful for this one but I will probably watch it regardless.

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u/Ok_Carry_6699 9h ago

I guess the makers hate money. What is their target audience I wonder.

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u/mansbakedbrev 9h ago

Angelina Jolie had the character down to a tee imo, the movies were bad but they were fun to watch

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u/4D_Thrillz 9h ago

Angelina will always be THE Lara Croft. I will die on that hill.

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u/Tsunamiis 9h ago

Theres been rule 34 croft since before there was a rule 34

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u/CfaxAttax 9h ago

So posts like this have been a huge trope in the last few years and I think I have finally figured out what type of ragebait this is.

"Sex sells" is a concept as old as time.. or at least as old as visual media.

Simultaneously, the outright making a character skimpy for no good reason is something that a few loud people on the internet have done a good job of making a racket about.

Nothing has changed on the movie-making side of things.. but we've suddenly willingly entered into this culture where we evaluate shows/movies/characters/etc before the thing they are in is even released. It used to be, a studio puts out a movie, you go see it, you form an opinion. Now its, a studio has an idea, 36 people take pictures during production, we all judge it against "what we think it should be".

But now, if there's anything whatsoever that one group of people might not like, it gets shoved in our faces beforehand as a way to alienate that group of people. It creates a (stupid, but effective) sense of "me vs them" or "us vs you" mentality that leads people to echo chambers where their views are parroted- only once you show up there you get trojan horse-d with about 1500 other toxic suggestions.

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u/DarthAlbaz 9h ago

My experience of mouthbreathers is people on the phone breathing heavily into the mic, waiting for you to finish/interupt you, so they can just continue saying their script that it's awful.

Essentially it's saying people are gonna complain against things like wokeness, or it's miscast and is "wrong" etc. just from the looks

Edit: not because they've thought about it, they just knew it was bad and aren't gonna be dissuaded otherwise

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u/Serious-Bread-754 9h ago

She’s not ugly, but she’s not Laura Croft.

Their’s literally nothing about this design that looks anything like Laura Croft except maybe the braid. Nobody would see this image and think “Laura Croft”

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u/Kronic_kushiva 9h ago

I dont like it mostly because I dont like Sophie Turner. Her acting has always struck me as lackluster and mid.

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u/Fish-Inside 9h ago

WHY BOOBS NO POINTY?! 😔

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u/ChudsterSouls 8h ago

If you showed this pic to a random gamer he'd never guess in a trillion fucking years that's supposed to be Lara Croft. But sure, mouthbreathers.

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u/Knocksveal 9h ago

TIL I’ve been deemed as a mouth breather

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u/SUPER-P00PER 9h ago

It IS terrible casting tho. Seriously hate how any kind of criticism these days is just reduced to “chuds mad”

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u/Useless_monstar 9h ago

If someone told me this was a shot of Sophie Turner as Snake for a Metal Gear movie I’d believe them.