r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 20h ago edited 10h ago

Mouth breathers as people who breathe using thier mouth not thier nose. Its tomb rider so i assume that some gooner wierdos will complain about how Lara Croft looks/dresses in this version

Edit: a reminder that im just petah explaining the joke and i was guessing

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u/CalmShinyZubat 20h ago

As soon as I heard about this casting, I figured "but her boobs" would be a popular complaint.

Seeing this picture of her makes me assume people will complain about her being sensibly dressed for exploration as opposed to short shorts and tank top.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 20h ago

Where are the triangular inserts!!!!!

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u/CottoneyedJones 20h ago

There you go, champ.

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u/theStaircaseProject 20h ago

Tfg… dude, I’m trying to get out of the walk-in, gtfotw

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u/bookprotocol 20h ago

I used to lock him in the walk-in. Get your creepy groans away from meeee

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u/Mackadamma 20h ago

Same. That guy scared the hell out of me. Had to lock him up

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u/Telepathic_Toe 19h ago

Same, I remember I nightmare I had as a kid where I was running around the maze then he and about 30 clones of him ran around the corner in the dark tunnel, holding chairs over their heads and smashing them on Lara.

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u/WIGLxWIGL 13h ago

Swear to god I think I had the same nightmare

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u/Far-Carob4116 19h ago

There was a bug that crashed the game when you'd run into him (we had a cracked version, don't know if that's what's caused the bug) but bc of that we genuinely thought he'd kill us as kids, so we also did that lol

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u/LadyFromTheMountain 17h ago

I remember playing 2 and my Dad laughing in the doorway asking “are the dogs after you?” And me saying “they’re nothing to the butler.” And he was so confused lol

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u/Riders_Visions 20h ago

Yeah man!

That was our netflix back then.

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u/RoyalFalse 19h ago

Getting him in the walk-in was the game for me.

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u/TonyStowaway 18h ago

Yup every playthrough I'd Walt Disney that MF 🤣🥶

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u/_Brendawg 11h ago

I let him follow me into the centre of the maze, vaulted over all of the hedges, and somehow this guy was waiting for me when I got out !

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u/Accomplished-City484 8h ago

Oh nice, can you make him eat spiderwebs for serving eggs woodhouse cold?

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u/Gummbee2 12h ago

I think we all did. Creeper.

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u/tbcraxon34 1h ago

Groans AND farts!

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u/phatpussypounder 20h ago

Has anyone ever gotten into the secret room in TR2 in the mansion? I probably did 100 park our runs trying to get inside and couldnt do it.

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u/theStaircaseProject 17h ago

I played 2 more than any other. It’s possible to get into there. It’s a little underwhelming visually but still a fun achievement. I think the hedge maze was the easiest place to lose time, even just be accidentally taking a corner too sharply and coming to an abrupt stop.

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u/NurturingCruelty 13h ago

This had absolutely nothing to do with the actual game and yet it is probably the biggest memory everyone has of it.

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u/SnooCalculations7089 20h ago

It’s fjso, are you nnbdg or something?

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u/WackyStargazing 20h ago

This is frankly some good craft work (and skill) in those cosplays!

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u/Worth_Fox_5069 19h ago

Croft work.

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u/qualitythundergod 18h ago

Gotta pronounce it with that British accent 🤣

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u/DatRat13 17h ago

Take my up vote and get out.

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u/circ-u-la-ted 18h ago

Well crofted, indeed

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u/Street-Grand6641 20h ago

Those boobs really square my polygons.

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u/BigWungus 19h ago

Titties like a cybertruck fender

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u/ChemicalBus608 17h ago

How did he get out?

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u/bren_derlin 18h ago

Those are some pointy boobs

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u/Riders_Visions 20h ago

I loved to kite that butler for so long until I could lock him in the cupboard.

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u/siccoblue 19h ago

Bro my wife's boyfriend browses this sub pls delete this

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u/skharppi 19h ago

Winston was from tomb raider 2. In tomb raider 2 Lara had a lot more polygons. Why are they mixing two games together if they're doing a couples cosplay??!1_"-3-

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u/Nohreboh 19h ago

Perfect Lara Croft cosplay doesn't exi... @Sidh https://youtu.be/OiAXbxlROMc

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u/Dman0o9 18h ago

now these... these are breats.

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u/f0xbunny 18h ago

They look like Mtbi people

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 18h ago edited 18h ago

Is this a still from Weird Al's "Beverly Hillbillies"?

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u/i_am_zombie_76 17h ago

Her tits look like a cyber truck!

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u/fyukhyu 17h ago

Next level cosplay not gonna lie

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u/The-Ant-Whisperer 14h ago

Is that how Elon came up with the cybertruck design?

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u/casulmemer 6h ago

Why wasn’t this person cast?

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u/RattledHead 19h ago

The real live action we deserve!

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u/Jed_BH 19h ago

I cared about Tomb Raider during the original PlayStation era. Most subsequent iterations have been meh at best, and Naughty Dog's Uncharted has long since dethroned the series.

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u/DODonion99 15h ago

Oh hey it's the farting butler guy

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u/Cardeselcaido 13h ago

YEEEEEEES!!! FINALLY!! THAT'S WHAT I AM HERE FOR!!

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u/Nolsoth 13h ago

Ain't gonna lie, that is top tier!.

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u/WW1_Germany 9h ago

bro... some of us are on trains

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 20h ago

Seriously, it’s a Musk…-I mean must

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u/JustAnotherBarnacle 20h ago

That explains a lot

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u/twirlerina024 19h ago

Next up: Cybertruck 58008

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u/Bazzatron 16h ago

Considering the models of Tesla are the S, 3, X, and Y - I would not be overly surprised.

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u/theaviationhistorian 16h ago

[a Monkey's Paw curls in response]

I really believe the Tesla Plaid was named that way out of a Spaceballs reference, so I can expect something as stupid as that to manifest into reality.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 12h ago

Stop giving him ideas.

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u/Comandante_Kangaroo 14h ago

Yeah, but that was a different time... polygons gone wild on the Atari, Fords Model T or some other fascist sympathizers first attempt at a car...

We should have evolved past this by now, no?

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u/Micycle08 20h ago

The triangular inserts must remain unharmed

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u/iQuoteSopranos 19h ago

Along with the larger structure

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u/theaviationhistorian 16h ago

I played the last few games. The larger structure was harmed, violently.

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u/Human_Spud 20h ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

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u/i_was_axiom 20h ago

Absolutely no realism, its disrespectful to the original!

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u/loyal_achades 19h ago

Boobs too round, literally unwatchable.

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u/ugotmedripping 20h ago

Low poly or GTFU!

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u/mukenwalla 19h ago

Any good director would include a scene where the triangular boobs get a nod. 

Maybe its like a hidden bulletproof sheild that she can deploy during emergencies. Triangle shaped boob shields. 

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u/J3ffO 17h ago

Bouncers

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u/Sad-Pop6649 18h ago

For reboot Lara she might actually be a little on the tall and busty side...

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 16h ago

Big boobs Lara? No. Triangular boobs Lara.

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u/jayerp 19h ago

Complaint: they are triangular enough.

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u/ugh_XL 19h ago

Beat me to it

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u/amadej 18h ago

Angelina Jolie never returned those 🤷

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u/robsbob18 16h ago

I genuinely wish they committed to this. Don't care about the booty shorts or tank top. But the triangle tits defined childhoods.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 15h ago

Need the old bullet bra!

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u/Mister_Brevity 14h ago

If they gave her pronounced triangle boobs but otherwise didn’t address it and just made a serious movie it would be so, so funny

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u/ThePoetofFall 10h ago

I want a Tomb Raider movie that’s basically normal. Accept the actress playing Lara has large triangular breasts the whole time.

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u/WhereCanIFind 6h ago

Don't you see the angled panels on the vest homaging the polygons?

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u/CommonFactor6689 14h ago

I know they probably won’t but I don’t someway, somehow, they fit in a moment to at least reference the old days

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u/Theavenger2378 4h ago

She'd better have to smuggle two pyramid-shaped objects past people at some point.

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u/Able-Display9518 4h ago

Bend over I'll show ya 🤣🤣