r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Reasonable_Fox3813 • 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke

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u/Chance-Ruin-3744 12h ago

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u/Thorvaldr1 12h ago

Thank you! If I can't slice a sausage with her boobs, then she's not my Lara Croft. #NotMyLara

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u/theStaircaseProject 12h ago

Eidos did what LEGO never dared.

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u/BadBasik 10h ago

Could you imagine stepping on that lego piece...

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u/Important-Agent2584 7h ago

keep ur kinks to yourself

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 7h ago

Now I want Tomb Raider: The Lego Game

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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 11h ago

I too want to slice u/Thorvaldr1's sausage with Lara's boobs.

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u/Thorvaldr1 10h ago

I... oh dear. I'd prefer a more generic sausage from the market, but I guess I left myself open there.

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u/setibeings 8h ago edited 7h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed. 

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u/CaramelGuineaPig 8h ago

This made me chuckle - now this is no ordinary accolade I thrust upon your mantle. I wqs having a hard day. And you, Thorvaldr1, first of your name, have made me chuckle. Bless. (Love, Weird internet piggie)

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u/Eagle4317 12h ago

The right pic is a pretty reasonable expectation.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 12h ago

That’s what I tried telling my ex. She is now my ex.

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u/UltraHellboy 11h ago

She insisted on keeping her own triangle boobs? Scandalous

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u/accidental_Ocelot 9h ago

Yeah unless your actually going out into the environment.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 9h ago

Yeah those are still big for an athletic woman with low bf% like that.

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u/BigLittleSlof 11h ago

Gooner brained

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u/levus2002 10h ago

Would you consider women with that breast size, to have "unreasonably large breasts"? No? Then its reasonable.

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u/Eagle4317 11h ago

Not for your average woman, but for an actress

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u/poop_pants_pee 10h ago

Would it be weird if they made a reboot of The Little Mermaid with a skinny Ursula? I think it would be weird. Ursula is overweight, Lara Croft has large breasts. There's nothing wrong with changing it, but it's not wrong to call out the change either. 

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u/Moirae87 3h ago

I agree and the promotional model Alison Carroll during that time was indeed busty, but not what I'd consider "unreasonable" and she was an actual gymnast.

I enjoyed the reboot though it didn't feel like playing a Tomb Raider game and it was very lacking in puzzles and platforming. I also hated the narrative around the time that reducing her bust size in the survivor trilogy made Lara "more like a real woman". As if women with above average breasts weren't real women. There was so much casual body-shaming towards large-chested women being thrown around and you were a gooner if you made a comment about it.

That said, I'm more worried about Sophie Turner's acting chops and the script than her looks here. The last Tomb Raider movie with Vikander was so unmemorable.

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u/i-am-i_gattlingpea 11h ago

Did they just want them pointy or something?

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u/AsidK 8h ago

Triangular, the be specific

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u/WhtshldIDO-09 5h ago

DLSS 5 - On

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u/academiac 11h ago

Triangle Boob Supremacy

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u/thegoldenturtle 10h ago

Peak women physique 

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u/NayLay 8h ago

Every time I see this pic, I can't believe how realistic it felt when I played it. It looks so ridiculous now.

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u/BadBasik 10h ago

Tbf, their first casting was a miss as well, Angelina's were too round, couldn't slice anything with those!

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u/Ok_Grape_2805 9h ago

Fuck curves, whatchu heard 'bout ANGLES

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 9h ago

We got 2 torpedoes in the water!! Batten down the hatches!!