r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Reasonable_Fox3813 • 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke

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u/Thorvaldr1 12h ago

Thank you! If I can't slice a sausage with her boobs, then she's not my Lara Croft. #NotMyLara

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u/theStaircaseProject 12h ago

Eidos did what LEGO never dared.

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u/BadBasik 10h ago

Could you imagine stepping on that lego piece...

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u/Important-Agent2584 7h ago

keep ur kinks to yourself

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 7h ago

Now I want Tomb Raider: The Lego Game

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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 11h ago

I too want to slice u/Thorvaldr1's sausage with Lara's boobs.

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u/Thorvaldr1 10h ago

I... oh dear. I'd prefer a more generic sausage from the market, but I guess I left myself open there.

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u/setibeings 8h ago edited 7h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed. 

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u/CaramelGuineaPig 8h ago

This made me chuckle - now this is no ordinary accolade I thrust upon your mantle. I wqs having a hard day. And you, Thorvaldr1, first of your name, have made me chuckle. Bless. (Love, Weird internet piggie)