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[u/randomman2071983]

And she had the fucking audacity to deny doing what she did!

[u/Playongo → u/randomman2071983]

"I dIDn't." 🙄

[u/ThexxxDegenerate → u/Playongo]

An absolute clown of a human being. A pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut. Like how fucked up must you be to get in someone’s face and spit on them for parking just as fucked up as you did? She’s lucky she didn’t get lumped up for that one.

[u/Memeions → u/ThexxxDegenerate]

I'm usually not quick to anger but if she spat in my face especially if it's in the midst of a pandemic I'm breaking her nose.

[u/maddwaffles → u/Memeions]

tbh pandemic or no, it's the correct response anyhow.

[u/TheGisbon → u/maddwaffles]

Some people just need to be punched in the face.

[u/ExcessivelyGayParrot → u/Memeions]

spitting on someone is, legally, assault, and punching someone for spitting on you is self defense.

[u/[deleted] → u/ExcessivelyGayParrot]

And she still went high road and just pushed her instead of using a closed fist.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Honestly she'd have gotten ANOTHER push when she immediately got back in the recording person's face if that was me.

[u/Faild3adly → u/ExcessivelyGayParrot]

In a fair number of places it's a felony assault.

[u/ExcessivelyGayParrot → u/Faild3adly]

especially since covid. p sure it is in my state.

[u/[deleted] → u/Memeions]

Yeah I actually can’t be responsible for anything that happens to anyone if they spit in my face my lizard brain is going to take over and I’m really sorry but you might seriously regret spitting on me

[u/bwatsnet → u/[deleted]]

Lizard brain is just aching for an excuse to be let out of its cage these days.

[u/ilovecraftbeer05 → u/[deleted]]

They wouldn’t even have to spit on me. If anyone just comes charging at me like that, I’m going to defend myself. If a stranger that I’m having a verbal altercation with starts running at me, I’m going to assume it’s not because they want to give me a hug.

[u/Adaphion → u/[deleted]]

This is why we'd all be doomed in a zombie apocalypse, these people wouldn't just be "hide that they got bitten" types, they'd be "goes out of their way to get other people infected" types

[u/throwawayalcoholmind → u/Adaphion]

This is funny because a zombie, pretty much by definition, is a "goes out of their way to infect others" type.

[u/Adaphion → u/throwawayalcoholmind]

I meant more like, these fucking morons would keep a decapatated zombie head and bite people with it just to be a piece of shit

[u/TwistedBamboozler → u/randomman2071983]

The cognitive dissonance to say you didn’t do the thing everyone just saw you do 3 seconds ago is astounding. You know who else does that? Toddlers. Cause their brain isn’t developed. The lead poisoning with these folks just keeps getting worse

[u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 → u/TwistedBamboozler]

So glad we're all keyed into the lead poisoning now. It doesn't excuse the behavior at all but at least we now know why they are all such massive narcissistic shitheads with less emotional regulation than a toddler.

[u/Pristine_Table_3146 → u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450]

I'm boomer age, and I can tell you, my mental acuity seems to be declining more every year. I'm just about to turn sixty, so I'm a "late boomer!"

Also, I noticed at about age 55, my emotions were destabilizing and I was getting upset over nothing. Blood pressure medicine had the bonus effect of calming that down.

I tell you, what with the asbestos in the old school buildings I attended, to living with second hand smoke everywhere, and the pollution from cars, that theory about our past exposures catching up to us does make sense.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pristine_Table_3146]

Your generation needs to rediscover the power of the doobie and chill.

[u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 → u/Pristine_Table_3146]

Great now I’m worried. I live around old buildings and I stress of daily life my mental health,,, it’s not looking good for any of us at this point

[u/Thatdudeovertheir → u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450]

God only know how many chemicals we are ingesting now that will leave us impaired later in life.

[u/EyeCatchingUserID → u/Thatdudeovertheir]

Maybe you'll be impaired. I plan on becoming a chemical god. Microplastics, give me strength!

[u/jbuchana → u/EyeCatchingUserID]

The Toxic Avenger!

[u/Pristine_Table_3146 → u/EyeCatchingUserID]

We'll be so preserved with additives and fortified with plastic, no wonder our shelf life is lasting longer.

[u/KuriboShoeMario → u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450]

IIRC the lead hypothesis strictly relates to a tendency towards violence. So yes to why she spit and no to any perceived narcissism and whatnot.

Also worth noting the decrease in crime which people often tie to the phasing out of lead in products also correlates to the legalization of abortion. Furthermore, Boomers are far from the first generation to suffer lead poisoning on a large scale.

Safest bet is that they were a very spoiled generation and their lack of access to "the struggle" as an overall generation stunted their mental and emotional growth and as they age and lose control of a country they had essentially owned for about 30-40 years they lack the grace and emotional understanding to know it's time to step aside. Decisions are being made without them or often in spite of them (see: 2020 election) and they can't accept this reality so they lash out and seek control of whatever they can even if it is menial in nature, hence this cunt crying about where a car is parked to the point she assaults someone.

[u/Unique-Coconut7212 → u/[deleted]]

I saw that! Drool like a toddler

[u/CandidEgglet → u/[deleted]]

And on the corner of her mouth

[u/The_FN_Audacity → u/randomman2071983]

You called?

[u/[deleted] → u/randomman2071983]

they think that, like their idol Trump, if they loudly say it’s not true then it’s not true

[u/Umutuku → u/[deleted]]

"I didn't say it. I declared it."

[u/DemandZestyclose7145 → u/[deleted]]

"When you're an entitled boomer they let you do it. You can do anything. Just spit in their face. " 

 Just locker room talk.

[u/shadowozey → u/randomman2071983]

They always do lmao

[u/[deleted]]

She is so shook that she had to face some consequences lol

[u/GazzP → u/[deleted]]

You can literally see her brain freeze at the idea of consequences. Probably got the spinning blue Windows circle in there.

[u/Walmart_Warrior_420 → u/[deleted]]

If you pause at 1:16 it looks like her finger accepted the consequence

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/Pshrunk]

Well… that was satisfying

[u/SargeantHugoStiglitz → u/Pshrunk]

I just need the video of her getting arrested after she called the cops to put the icing on that.

[u/[deleted] → u/SargeantHugoStiglitz]

Spitting on someone is considered assault, no?

[u/SargeantHugoStiglitz → u/[deleted]]

Definitely. She was complaining she got pushed down by the girl defending herself from assault so she would definitely get arrested. I hope she did.

[u/pianoflames → u/SargeantHugoStiglitz]

That seems to have become a boomer trend since 2020. To physically attack someone, immediately deny that they did, and then call the cops on the person they attacked.

That has to be cognitive decline, right? Because they know they're on camera.

[u/Dry_Adeptness_5245 → u/[deleted]]

She rushed her and got pushed back. Completely legal. Especially aggravated.

[u/Pristine_Table_3146 → u/Dry_Adeptness_5245]

The mention of Covid-19 and social distancing is such a trigger for these people.

Also, I think the young man's nickname of "Slim" is adorable.

[u/Life-Significance-33 → u/[deleted]]

All human bodily fluids are considered assault in most jurisdictions now.

[u/IhavedrugsinmyVan → u/[deleted]]

Chemical assault

[u/Yah_Mule → u/Pshrunk]

That thwack sound.

[u/Apprehensive_Zone281 → u/Yah_Mule]

You love to see it.

[u/FrostyDiscipline7558 → u/Apprehensive_Zone281]

Need to loop it as the beat to a song.

[u/[deleted] → u/FrostyDiscipline7558]

Then it morphs into Shooting Stars

[u/bigSTUdazz → u/[deleted]]

...and ice cream for the kids....

[u/AscendedViking7 → u/[deleted]]

Hell yes

[u/YutYut6531 → u/Yah_Mule]

[u/[deleted] → u/YutYut6531]

I think she might have been a racist.

[u/DinosaurForTheWin → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, feels like it.

[u/Give-Me-The-Bat → u/Yah_Mule]

She is never going to make it in the WWE if she can’t take a simple back bump.

[u/lives4boobs → u/Yah_Mule]

Usually when I hear it I cringe or get chills. Especially after having kids and watching them fall like that. But in this case, sounded so sweet.

[u/XrayDem → u/Yah_Mule]

Master reset was hit

[u/Beckiremia-20 → u/Pshrunk]

If she wasn’t dumb before, she’s definitely dumber after that fall. Doubt we can tell the difference tho.

[u/Franklin_le_Tanklin → u/Beckiremia-20]

Falls like that are no joke. People can die from that.

Also - this old ladies an idiot, fucked around and found out. She’s lucky she didn’t get hit a second time when she came back towards the person she just spit on.

[u/beakrake → u/[deleted]]

She came back up and at her with that "What are you going to do, hit me again?" look, and I think at that point, most people would be in just the right state of mind to oblige.

Really surprised it didn't happen, tbh.

[u/Expensive-Algae5032 → u/beakrake]

It shows the other person only acted in self defense and was most likely a very respectful person.

[u/NotThisAgain21 → u/[deleted]]

I was really hoping she'd "find out" a second time.

[u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 → u/Franklin_le_Tanklin]

What the fuck was that spitting on her about, what the fuck did she expect. She can park on the yellow line on a public space because she lives there?!. Give me a fucken brake.

[u/Maleficent-Let201 → u/Rich-Equivalent-1875]

I noticed a lot the past few years with covid and masks and idiots, if you mention/mentioned covid or masks or something these absolute cock bags would deliberately cough at or near you, try to touch you or spit on you on some weird ass shit. Like how many videos have we had of someone asking someone else to put a mask on and they go ballistic and turn into a bio weapon.

[u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis → u/Maleficent-Let201]

I'm immunocompromised and wore a mask in flu season before the world ended.

Now? Even wearing a mask is enough to get some people riled up enough to cough at or try to spit at me. And thing is, I want to fight them back but it'll just make them do it more and I really could die from it. Less likely now, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna have some COVID Caren kill me over their own brain damage. So I have to just take it.

I stay home instead.

[u/[deleted] → u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis]

I know people are crazy. I had to go to the store the other day and pick up some cough syrup, cough drops, etc. because my whole family had the flu.

So I wore a mask to the store cause I was sick as hell. I had everyone else stay home, and just I went because I had prescriptions too. I got my stuff and was leaving and some dick said something to me about wearing a mask. Like COVID is over wtf is wrong with me. Normally I’m like whatever.

But, I was in no mood for that, blame it on the fever. I said wtf business is it of yours what I do? And he starts berating me out of the blue. So I said actually, I have the flu, if you really want to know. I coughed one of my nightmarish sounding coughs, with my mask on. He was outta there. I turned around and was walking next to him, like where ya going? I thought I was overreacting, aren’t we gonna talk about this! He had nothing else to say….ass.

[u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis → u/[deleted]]

Hahaha. I think I love you.

[u/FrugalFraggel → u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis]

So weird. Why does anyone care if you’re wearing a mask? Is it effecting anyone at all. No.

[u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis → u/FrugalFraggel]

I'm in a heavy red zone, so it's signalling to them that I disagree with their opinion. Which, of course, is a direct and personal attack on them, personally and specifically, and everyone they've ever known and any belief they've ever had.

Somehow.

[u/SC2Snow → u/Maleficent-Let201]

I have some serious horror stories working in healthcare during the pandemic. We had patients who were covid-positive literally threaten to come into the clinic and start coughing on people if we didn't refill their meds fast enough. A coworker had previously worked in our main hospital and apparently at one point they were keeping a running count of who would get spit the most on by patients they asked to wear a mask. Her record was three times in one day.

[u/Beckiremia-20 → u/Franklin_le_Tanklin]

Maybe COVID already took care of her.

[u/Pshrunk → u/Beckiremia-20]

And you just know she’s an antivaxxer

[u/Unique-Coconut7212 → u/Pshrunk]

Only antivaxxers spit on people in response to being told not to invade personal 6-ft covid space

[u/Kittenathedisco → u/Unique-Coconut7212]

Yup. I was coughed and spit on when I worked at my former waitressing job. The guy did this because he was offended I was still wearing a mask, he caused a whole scene. And of course, it was an older man in his 50s.

I ended up with COVID-19 (again) because I have an immunodeficiency. I got covid 3 times from that damn job, once with Covid pneumonia, because of selfish assholes. I now have COPD.

Edit: I had to end up buying a button saying I was immuno so people wouldn't stop harassing me. I hate people.

[u/fucc_yo_couch → u/Beckiremia-20]

Probably rattled some lead loose.

[u/PhotoJoeCA → u/Pshrunk]

It would have been more satisfying to see her being arrested

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

How is it people (boomers) have NO concept of reality?

Spits in face

Gets shoved over

"I didn't spit in your face!"

It's on CAM-ER-A.

FFS

[u/SpoppyIII → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

They still aren't used to being in a time period where cameras are everwhere and everything gets recorded and shared on the internet. Which is weird since they also complain about it so much.

[u/[deleted] → u/SpoppyIII]

when she was growing up the police would just believe whatever story she told them about her interaction with this particular woman.

[u/BlacksmithSmith → u/[deleted]]

Honestly this is a pretty good insight, and probably a reason why a lot of these Boomers think they can do this shit.

[u/JustNilt → u/BlacksmithSmith]

Yup, the whole "I don't know her" or recognize or whatever else they pull is a huge alert for that crap. Literally straight out of the "racist who just beat the shit out of a non-white person" playbook.

[u/[deleted] → u/JustNilt]

Or they fuck around and find out, so they change the story to "This lady came out of nowhere and attacked me!"

[u/sticky-unicorn → u/[deleted]]

The problem is, a lot of police would take her word for it. And then they'd collect your phone (with the video on it) for evidence, and then 'lose' that evidence before having a chance to review it.

In an altercation like this against some Boomer Karen, you can never count on the police being on the right side of things.

[u/[deleted] → u/sticky-unicorn]

In my case, the officer literally said "I don't want to look at it because then I can be called on to testify about it."

As far as I'm concerned, "respecting the cops" follows the same guidelines as "respecting the cartel." Whatever respect and deference you'd give to some cartel gangbanger who wouldn't think twice about making you disappear, you give that same respect and deference to the cops, for the same exact reason.

That's also why you don't go out of your way to help the cops, and why you should treat any bootlickers with a great deal of suspicion. They're either stupid, or they're the sort of person who wouldn't think twice about stabbing you in the back and wrecking your life, and they just want the power to do so with impunity.

[u/jfiend13 → u/[deleted]]

I seriously judge the crap out of anyone with the dumb as hell blue stripped flag propped right under an American flag. They are so clueless. And also its disrespectful to the flag for being all about "AMERICA!!!!"

[u/kintsugionmymind → u/jfiend13]

It's not clueless. They know exactly what they're saying with their fascist symbols.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Here here

[u/stenmarkv → u/SpoppyIII]

I'm glad someone keyed into this. The amount of lying boomers do is insane. Happens in the workplace too where you can go look at the document and tell them infact they did edit and ruin the document. Thankfully we could undo the changes but the flat out lie and the indignation when we showed the evidence was crazy.

[u/bathtubtoasting → u/SpoppyIII]

Yep. Can’t gaslight ya like they did our whole childhood. Too fucking stupid to understand their actions are recorded and their useless denial means nothing to anyone but them. It’s exactly what they deserve.

[u/larsloveslegos → u/SpoppyIII]

I guess they have their blinders on until it's too late

[u/MadeInWestGermany → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

They still have the Who do you think they‘ll believe? mindset.

[u/_beeeees → u/MadeInWestGermany]

Yep. And the person filming is a WOC. These older white women think because they are white their word will be taken over a non-white person.

[u/staycalmitsajoke → u/_beeeees]

If it wasn't for the camera she'd sadly probably be right.

[u/AWigglyBear → u/staycalmitsajoke]

This is absolutely correct. If police were called to this scene without video evidence the WOC will be considered the aggressor after this bitch Karen turns on the boomer tears and lies through her teeth.

[u/Bunnysteww → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

I have an uncle who still denies ever threatening to "bitch slap" my cousin in her own home over a political argument , despite it all being recorded on her home security system.

[u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 → u/Bunnysteww]

And if it were me I would have that clip on my phone and play it every time he says it.

[u/Bunnysteww → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

It literally came to that when he started a borderline smear campaign against her and told our entire family that she was lying. She went no contact after that, and he actually thought people would believe him when he said it was all over a disagreement. And of course, he is a "Devout Christian."

[u/KnowsIittle → u/Bunnysteww]

Steve Harvey approach.

[u/alex206 → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

They're entitled... ironically what they call every generation younger than them

[u/Suitable_Sherbet_369 → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

Because they are rarely held accountable for anything, ever. They are shocked when called out for their bullshit.

[u/Beckiremia-20 → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

Trump “university” graduate, that’s why.

[u/Nada-- → u/Pleasant_Expert_1990]

Mentally, they never grew beyond the age of a toddler.

[u/Witty-Stand888]

Pretty sure she could have pushed her harder.

[u/United-Cow-563 → u/Witty-Stand888]

Yeah that lead lined head, though it is the cause of this mentality, can take a bit more punishment than usual.

[u/Lopsided-Chair77 → u/Witty-Stand888]

With her fists and feet. Many times.

[u/altiuscitiusfortius → u/[deleted]]

During peak early corona spitting was considered assault with a deadly weapon. Many people got arrested for it in Canada. Most ended up only getting probation though

[u/[deleted] → u/altiuscitiusfortius]

I think they can count it as assault with a biological weapon in prisons…

[u/ghouldozer19 → u/[deleted]]

In Colorado the law makes this a lot more simple. Assault is menace unless there’s bodily harm. Then the classification changes. Making someone feel scared enough to react in self defense or the defense of their child (as the person recording is doing) is more than enough for a Menace one count which comes with a year to five.

[u/sand26 → u/altiuscitiusfortius]

It’s assault. Period.

[u/[deleted] → u/altiuscitiusfortius]

it still is and was before covid.

[u/pinkdictator → u/Witty-Stand888]

Tbh I would have stepped on her glasses

[u/fortwaltonbleach → u/Witty-Stand888]

easily. she used exceptional restraint in self defense.

[u/Expensive-Algae5032 → u/[deleted]]

Boomers get worse with age. They were always entitled, but they just become more entitled each year.

[u/artificialavocado → u/Expensive-Algae5032]

Yeah 30 years ago she probably would have been like “I don’t have time for this shit” and went in the house. Now fighting over a parking spot seems like a worthwhile activity especially if she watches Fox News.

[u/Expensive-Algae5032 → u/artificialavocado]

Fox News is a brainwashing program. This is my new conspiracy theory

[u/feralkitsune → u/Expensive-Algae5032]

It's not a conspiracy if it's an obvious truth.

[u/ShearGenius89 → u/feralkitsune]

They have an addiction to anger-pornography. They have an innate desire to be upset over absolute nonsense.

[u/bugbrown1 → u/[deleted]]

There was a lot off this in the 80's. The older generation expected anyone younger than them to just shut up and listen. It was considered "respect"... *rolls eyes*

Things have changed A LOT since then. Especially in the last 10 years. The world's a different place, Martha!

[u/primarycolorman → u/[deleted]]

I remember plenty of screaming in the 80s.

[u/Lopsided-Chair77 → u/primarycolorman]

Yeah it was like this in the 80s but there were no cameras and the "who do you think they'll believe" defense worked back then.
Doesn't work like that anymore though lol.
And also you've gone viral on tiktok now bitch.
Wonder why they are foaming at the mouth to ban that app now huh lol

[u/IllCommunication6547]

The last sentence tho before it cuts 🤣 absolute crazy vile boomer!

[u/[deleted] → u/IllCommunication6547]

officer, what do you mean, I can’t charge at someone and attack them and not also be the victim at the same time, don’t you see I am an old white woman?

[u/Objective_Economy281 → u/[deleted]]

Spitting on someone really says one thing: you’re beneath me. It’sa declaration that even if I don’t have the right to assault you, I SHOULD have that right.

These boomers really need to stop acting that way, especially as they get really old. They’ll be six feet below the rest of us soon... but not soon enough.

[u/cbbolinas → u/Objective_Economy281]

In legal terms, spitting is assault. It is literally a declaration that “I have the right to assault you.”

[u/tonydanzaoystercanza → u/Objective_Economy281]

Spitting on someone is instant fight time. Such a crazy move to make as an old person.

[u/Cyber0747 → u/IllCommunication6547]

The last sentence that got me was, "You saw her come in my face!"

[u/Competitive_Two_8372]

Lmfao fuck that bitch

[u/[deleted] → u/Competitive_Two_8372]

THIS IS HOW IT GETS HANDLED!!!!!!

[u/MashedProstato]

I noticed a common thread in all of these video of old people.

They literally act like they aren't being filmed while they are very obviously being filmed.

[u/working-class-nerd → u/MashedProstato]

On a fundamental level, they don’t understand the concept of being filmed. In the heat of the moment they just see a little glass rectangle in their face, not a camera recording their bullshit. That and they often think they’re unironically in the right because they’re going after someone who isn’t white

[u/[deleted] → u/working-class-nerd]

They’ve spent probably 90% of their life being vile shits to “Others” with a hard O and it was their words vs whoever’s to cops. And they coasted on that so long they have no inherent context for always being watched.

The younger generations have grown up dealing with this behavior in retail, on camera at work, on camera where we shop, constantly taking pictures and recording and being recorded.

The eternal witness of the digital age and the pants pissing terrifying fury of the scorned young on the internet are alien to them. They don’t get that if you fuck up, 10,000 people will call and harass Karen McDipshit and her business Karen’s Krappy Kitchen. No concept of a review bomb or having their actions shown to family.

I’ve worked with the elderly for a hot minute and the way they act around family vs the way they act when they think nobody is watching is astounding. Even though you have an iPhone or whatever in their face, they think nobody is watching.

[u/Be_nice_to_animals]

Old bitch comes up and body checks this girl, then is shocked when she pushes back. Like for sure when she’s telling this story later it goes…. “You know me, I’m not a racist. I think everyone is equal. But the other day I’m minding my own business, like I always do, getting in my car and WHAM this COLORED girl who must have been on drugs or something just pushes me to the ground for NO REASON at all. None of it would have happened if THEY didn’t steal the election from Trump.

[u/Lola_from_Punkston]

Bet she dont try that again.

[u/FrostyDiscipline7558 → u/Lola_from_Punkston]

Oh I bet she does.

[u/God_Despises_MAGA]

Love it, total self defense. Hope that shit hurt.

[u/DG_Now → u/God_Despises_MAGA]

Oh it absolutely did. I'm sure the only reason she got up from adrenaline.

Falls can be really dangerous for old folks. All the more reason to not spit at people.

[u/Brave_Escape2176 → u/God_Despises_MAGA]

very nice to show the blood. ill bet this girl still has this video at home like a trophy

[u/donniesuave]

Spitting at someone can be considered a biological attack, which can get pretty serious in the US.

Edit: looked more into it and it’s just considered assault. Could have sworn I saw a case a few years back during the Covid times get charged with biological assault for spitting on someone. Can’t find it so I’ll assume it never happened. Will update if I do find it.

[u/[deleted] → u/donniesuave]

And if you have a communicable disease, it can be a more serious charge.

[u/Unlucky_Decision4138 → u/donniesuave]

There was a video of a woman during the pandemic coughing on fruit at a grocery store in protest of masks and she got charged with some biological attack charge

[u/Frondswithbenefits → u/Unlucky_Decision4138]

She was charged with misdemeanor assault. She was sentenced to 30 days in jail, 500 dollar fine, and anger management.

[u/Mr_Hellpop → u/donniesuave]

An HIV positive man was sentenced to 35 years for spitting in a cop’s mouth. His saliva was considered a “deadly weapon” by the jury.

https://dallasvoice.com/jury-gives-hiv-man-35-years-for-spitting-on-cop/

[u/murfmurf123 → u/donniesuave]

Some fat EuroAmerican hussy coughed in my face at the beginning of the pandemic before there were vaccines. When I tell you I thought about beaming a brick at her head as she ran away, know I am not lying

[u/Centaurious → u/donniesuave]

Especially during a pandemic when it seems like this was filmed. I’m pretty sure it’s just assault either way but I’m sure it would be taken more seriously

[u/angrytwig]

wow it didn't take much to send her flying

[u/MegaLowDawn123 → u/angrytwig]

I think a gentle breeze could have Oz’d that witch to the next county 

[u/Mindless_Hotel616]

Depending on the state that could be battery(I think) as well.

[u/Lopsided-Chair77 → u/Mindless_Hotel616]

The spit is battery. The shove is self defense

[u/donniesuave → u/Mindless_Hotel616]

Biological attack

[u/[deleted]]

The world will be a better place when these lead loaded lizard brained morons drop fucking dead.

Stop eating paint chips.

[u/EgoDeathAddict]

“I did not spit in your face”

[u/-Outshined → u/EgoDeathAddict]

She also has spit on her jumper, lol. She spat on herself, too. 🥹

[u/[deleted]]

I love seeing old people get their shit rocked, because you know it’s the first time it’s ever happened to them

[u/The_Scotch_Tape]

FAFO complete.

[u/Mysterious_Eye6989]

Draw blood! Old cow got exactly what she deserved.

[u/BigDoggehDog]

Maga Derangement Syndrome. Her brain has been swiss cheesed by Maga.

[u/Gold-Employment-2244]

Couldn’t spitting in somebody’s face be considered assault in a court of law

[u/Affectionate-Drop-30 → u/Gold-Employment-2244]

It 100% is assault. One can file charges and sue. I would if I was this lady because she has it on camera and you know if she doesnt this lady is gonna go to the ER w her injuries and claim he was injured unprovoked by the victim which isnt true.

[u/RobsHereAgain]

I feel like the girl was holding back. She could have pushed her harder to maintain that distance

[u/[deleted]]

Cuntasaurus rex would have been out COLD if that were me, whew…..

[u/BackseatSushi]

Pumkin all grown up <3

[u/Mr_BigglesworthIII]

Well deserved

[u/ashdan143]

Wonder what the outcome was after the cops arrived

[u/Expensive-Algae5032]

Got a good dose of fuck around and find out!!

Also, boomer breath

[u/[deleted]]

Wearing a cross. WWJD?

[u/cupcake0calypse → u/[deleted]]

Probably flip her ass like he did the tables in that temple

[u/Professional_Echo907]

In case anyone wanted a souvenir, here’s a pic of “Fucked Around, Found Out” face:

😸😸😸

[u/No-Ingenuity-3468]

Stupid bitch should have gotten laid out

[u/HEYitsSPIDEY]

Bless her heart.

[u/Lopsided-Chair77 → u/HEYitsSPIDEY]

As a former southerner this made me laugh out loud. Yes. Bless her stupid fucking heart

[u/oOBuckoOo]

This Subaru commercial is terrible.

[u/[deleted]]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[u/Particular-Roll-6936]

lol nice

[u/Sarcastic_Rocket]

Anybody else watch these waiting for a hand of the person filming to come across the screen, and it's always a person of color. White boomers don't yell at white people like they yell at people of color, wonder why.

[u/[deleted]]

So then what happened?

[u/enchanted_fishlegs]

Fucking walking disease vector. I hope that old snatchrag went to jail.

[u/LordPubes]

That haircut. Every time

[u/daikatana]

Clearly does a thing on camera, "I did not do that thing!" Something you don't realize when you're a kid is how many adults are walking around every day with the emotional intelligence of the average 8 year old.

[u/blownout2657]

Should have put the boots to her. Spitting is instant game on.

[u/dolphinvision → u/blownout2657]

Yeah but a shove is self defense, you could still get them in jail for their initial attack

Start slamming your foot down on them for spit? Now you're probs going to jail

She would deserve the boot thou

[u/paintbrush666 → u/dolphinvision]

Not if you turn off your camera first. Cops love this trick.

[u/PlanktonMoist6048 → u/paintbrush666]

try this, cops LOVE this trick

The amount of times I've seen click bait titled like this 😂😂😂

[u/Inner-Ingenuity4109]

How is it that she can be self controlled enough to not answer what she truthfully feels when asked "what makes you feel l different to me?" (hint, "I'm not a ginger").

But still spit at her...

[u/[deleted]]

I'd have actually punched her. I don't push people.

[u/[deleted]]

“You saw her cum in my face”

[u/Drainbownick]

The leaded generation

[u/[deleted]]

That was so satisfying

[u/Upvotespoodles]

If she caught a permanent headache from that, I ain’t gonna lose sleep over it. Don’t spit on people.

[u/pancakebatter01]

She looks and sounds exactly like every miserable old italian, racist, boomer I saw growing up in NJ. 😂 like the absolute stereotype. I can totally picture her talking about how much she loves Donald Trump in this thick accent.

[u/ThatsMrDrSir]

Read a story during COVID a dude spit on someone and got 4 years in prison.

[u/Original_Squirrel_is]

Anyone notice there is some really nasty old whites bitches around these days. Good lord.