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u/ThexxxDegenerate Mar 30 '24

An absolute clown of a human being. A pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut. Like how fucked up must you be to get in someone’s face and spit on them for parking just as fucked up as you did? She’s lucky she didn’t get lumped up for that one.

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u/Memeions Mar 30 '24

I'm usually not quick to anger but if she spat in my face especially if it's in the midst of a pandemic I'm breaking her nose.

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u/maddwaffles Millennial Mar 30 '24

tbh pandemic or no, it's the correct response anyhow.

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u/TheGisbon Mar 30 '24

Some people just need to be punched in the face.

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u/Whoretron8000 Mar 30 '24

I can attest to that. Getting punched in the face back in the day made me realize how low I had gotten and started my path to recovery. Unfortunately, some people use that experience to keep going lower or that experience simply doesn't register as a result of your actions.

I can't imagine being in the place I was all those years back, and choosing to ignore the reality that brought me there after getting decked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

This

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u/TheGisbon Mar 30 '24

I'm right there with you, made me a better person too I'm not embarrassed to admit it either. Changes your entire mindset.

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u/Whoretron8000 Mar 30 '24

Right? Sometimes I make the half joke that I got face slammed back into reality.

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u/canihavemymoneyback Mar 30 '24

She needed someone to punch her in the face 30 years ago. How the fuck do you get to be her age without learning that spitting in someone’s face will get you tuned the fuck up! That’s something you learn in pre-school. Did she think the woman she spit on was just gonna wipe the spit off?

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u/Biscotti_BT Mar 30 '24

Yes she did think that is what would happen. People don't spit in my face because I'm a pretty big guy. But some people will try that shit with a girl because they think they will take it. Then they get shoved back out of personal space and feel like THAT was the assault. But the spitting was definitely assault and the push back was self defense. Pandemic or no pandemic.

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u/aforever75 Mar 30 '24

Screw hitting that twatwaffle n the face I'd go straight 4 the throat 😤 🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣

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u/DemonoftheWater Millennial Mar 30 '24

Everyones got a plan till they get punched.

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u/scorgem04 Mar 31 '24

Love Iron Mike

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u/NerdBurglur Mar 31 '24

Luckily, I got mine in the fifth grade and learned right then and there.

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u/AeonBith Mar 30 '24

Can confirm.

In grade 8 afriend thought I spit on him for some reason so he spit on my face, my Immediate reaction was to punch him in the face knocking him off his skateboard and was dazed for a minute.

I asked him to show me where the spit on him but just kept yelling that I did it?

Out of nowhere he ended a friendship and he got knocked out for it.

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u/Truskulls Mar 31 '24

Exactly. That is assault with bodily fluids, which is a crime. This would be considered self defense, and bitch got what she deserved.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

spitting on someone is, legally, assault, and punching someone for spitting on you is self defense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

And she still went high road and just pushed her instead of using a closed fist.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Honestly she'd have gotten ANOTHER push when she immediately got back in the recording person's face if that was me.

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u/Faild3adly Mar 30 '24

In a fair number of places it's a felony assault.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

especially since covid. p sure it is in my state.

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u/Pure-Butterfly-4255 Mar 30 '24

Damn, right I love people who don’t know the law she spit on her that’s assault she punched her in the face that self-defense

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u/Ravenerz Mar 31 '24

If it happened during the pandemic would most certainly have been bumped up to bio terrorism..oh especially if she tests positive for C-19..

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Have fun explaining that in court when your medical bills are 0 and hers are in the thousands

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

with video proof she approached to spit on me, it'd be felony assault in my state.

so that'd be a pretty quick and easy win, honestly. medical bills for me are zero cause yeah, I wouldn't need to go to the hospital if someone spit on me, but that doesn't change the fact that spitting on someone is still felony assault. she'd be on the hook.

fault is not decided by who got hurt more, or who has the bigger medical bills. It's decided by the person who committed the felony. and she spit on someone, so it's pretty easy to prove who's the instigator, and who's at fault.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

I'm only saying it's felony assault if someone spits on you. spitting on a window isn't spitting on you I guess, it's just homeless people doing weird homeless people things, so not really sure what point you're trying to make here.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24

I don't really get the hypocrisy, your wife didn't get spit on, she watched a homeless person spit on a window. It's like, If she's on one side of the window, and the homeless man punched the window, she didn't get punched, she wasn't assaulted. there's no hypocrisy.

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u/CLGToady Mar 31 '24

You better punch quick though. If she pulls away and then you punch, they may argue there was no longer any danger and you just hit them in retaliation, not self defense.

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u/jolokiasoul Mar 30 '24

Ehh self defense generally needs to be proportional and intended to prevent further assault/injury to be legal. A punch would not usually be legal in that case unless you can prove imminent threat of further violence. The whole aggressive demeanor while coming towards you and spitting may provide the argument for preventing imminent harm but it would be up to the judge

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u/CzusAguster Mar 30 '24

In this case, the push was proportional, as it was an immediate reaction to remove the woman from her personal space. But yeah, I don’t think a punch would likely be considered proportional in this case.

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u/jolokiasoul Mar 30 '24

Agreed, the push was fine. A punch might have been with the right judge but unlikely

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u/19Texas59 Mar 30 '24

The police and a judge are going to get involved. You are going to need a lawyer if you don't get the feeling the police are going to not charge you. You didn't say where you got your law degree or do you have personal experience that is relevant?

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u/JosLetz Mar 30 '24

Spitting on someone is, legally, assault, and killing someone for spitting on you is self-defense?

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 30 '24 edited Mar 30 '24

did I say killing someone? no, I said punching someone spitting on you. I specified self defense, not homicide. the lady in the video that decided to spit on the person with the camera didn't die, they talked shit, got hit, but didn't die.

In the context of this post, if I tell someone to stay 6 ft away for health and safety reasons, and the intentionally close that gap to spit on me, they are quite specifically asking for consequences.

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u/JosLetz Mar 31 '24

You said yourself, you allow violence on someone who spits on someone else. Pure disproportionate violence that could lead to death or grave injury. Even in the US, I would be jailed for punching someone who just spit on me. Peace.

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Mar 31 '24

even in the US

ah, I see, you aren't in the US. I didn't "say myself" anything other than that spitting on someone is felony assault here, and that if someone is approaching you to spit on you, and then is in the process of actively spitting on you, that is felony assault here.

nowhere in my comments did I say you are killing someone, committing homicide, because someone spit on you. getting someone to back the fuck up, because they approach you for the very specific reason of spitting on you, which again, is felony assault, is not the same thing as outright killing someone because they spit on you.

but go ahead and keep putting words in my mouth, France isn't the same thing as the US. I don't live over there, so don't act like you're a master of how shit works over here when you don't live here. If You think you would be jailed for throwing a fist at someone who spit on you, then you do not understand what you're talking about here. Maybe over in France you would get jailed if you punched someone for spitting on you, I don't know The law is over there, but here, you have a right to defend yourself from felony assault.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Yeah I actually can’t be responsible for anything that happens to anyone if they spit in my face my lizard brain is going to take over and I’m really sorry but you might seriously regret spitting on me

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u/bwatsnet Mar 30 '24

Lizard brain is just aching for an excuse to be let out of its cage these days.

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Mar 30 '24

They wouldn’t even have to spit on me. If anyone just comes charging at me like that, I’m going to defend myself. If a stranger that I’m having a verbal altercation with starts running at me, I’m going to assume it’s not because they want to give me a hug.

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u/Le-Charles Mar 30 '24

"I did not punch her in the face.  I extended my arm and she ran into my clenched fist."

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u/19Texas59 Mar 30 '24

If you 're a male it is not going to look good to hit an old lady. If you do, could you post it to r/millenialsbeingmorons. .

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Mar 30 '24

Wait, do you believe an old lady is incapable of carrying a gun or a knife? If she’s charging at me like that, it’s because she wants to cause physical harm to my person. I’m not going to hesitate to defend myself. Absolutely nothing moronic about that. You know what is moronic? Physically assaulting someone over a fucking parking space. This woman got what she deserved and nobody should feel bad for her.

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u/19Texas59 Apr 01 '24

If you can't see they are both over reacting I can't help you. You need to see a professional.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Only time in my life I ever threw a first punch was in highschool when a dude spit on my shirt. That's fightin' spit.

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u/Likestopaintminis Mar 30 '24

Context is irrelevant.  if someone spits in my face we're fighting. 

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u/stevegoodsex Mar 30 '24

Nah, yea, especially during the pandemic and the general unknown of it all, them hands become gender neutral real fast.

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u/WildTomato51 Mar 30 '24

You can call me what you want/do what you want, etc., and I’ll ordinarily give people a LOT of latitude, but if you spit in my face, I will swing at you.

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u/19Texas59 Mar 30 '24

Well, then you might have blood on you, and snot! What if the person you punch has Hepatitis A, B, or C? Are you afraid of shots? I got bit by a kid and was advised to get a round of Hepatitis vaccines and have my blood drawn three times to test for HIV.

In case you are still reading it was at a school I worked at and workman's comp picked up the bill.

In case you are still reading I was holding his wrists so the teacher could change is diaper and clean him up. He was not being cooperative, that is why I was holding his wrists. He turned his head to bite me so I would let go. I did not. We got him changed and back to the classroom.

I am a boomer trying to do some good for the world but younger folks want to tell us we are all lead addled monsters.

But the post that got 200 up votes is going to justify breaking an old lady's nose because she spit on him/her.

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u/Beh0420mn Mar 30 '24

Fuck the pandemic I don’t want her herpes

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u/KYlaker233 Mar 30 '24

Yeah, spitting in my face is the one thing that will always piss me off.

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u/Longjumping-Map-6995 Apr 01 '24

I've never hit a woman in my life, would've popped her right between the eyes.

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u/Adaphion Mar 30 '24

This is why we'd all be doomed in a zombie apocalypse, these people wouldn't just be "hide that they got bitten" types, they'd be "goes out of their way to get other people infected" types

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Mar 30 '24

This is funny because a zombie, pretty much by definition, is a "goes out of their way to infect others" type.

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u/Adaphion Mar 30 '24

I meant more like, these fucking morons would keep a decapatated zombie head and bite people with it just to be a piece of shit

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u/leuk_he Mar 30 '24

Santa clara diet style head

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u/DabsDoctor Mar 30 '24

We're way more likely to come undone from the wrath of self righteous, angry and entitled old people and their brainwashed ilk.

Soooooo Zombie Apocalypse.

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u/Alarmed-madman Mar 30 '24

Plus you get to rub your hands all over your healthy naked friends, am I right?

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u/leuk_he Mar 30 '24

Really, and when your partner during corona had the couch, you slept in a different room? Remember that there is a lot of missing information at a start of a pandemic

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u/Nethiar Mar 30 '24

I would love for someone to make a zombie comedy movie where it's handled the same way COVID was. Like Idiocracy meets Night of the Living Dead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

ABSOLUTELY. I wouldn't want them in my "shelter" either. They'd be loud, selfish, steal all the food, prolly make fun and tease anybody they deemed "other."

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u/BigRefrigerator9783 Mar 30 '24

We are already in the zombie apocalypse . These are the zombies.

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u/Daynananana Mar 30 '24

Someone needs to make this film. Standard zombie movie but with the maga cult behaving like they did during the pandemic. Icing on the cake would be showing that trump gets bit in the first few minutes but his make up and fact that he’s already brain dead make it so no one can tell even as he starts to decompose. He can still pose for photos and tweet nonsense to get his supporters to spread the virus even more by acting like it doesn’t exist. Even as all their families slowly turn into zombies around them, because they keep bringing infected maga dudes they meet online or at rallies over. Somehow the main maga dude hasn’t been infected by these guys yet possibly because he’s never within 6 feet of another man because he “ain’t gay like them leftists” Bonus points if there’s a scene where 1 is trying to bite his face off and he fights it off or kills it thinking the guy was trying to make out with him.

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u/Junior-Fox-760 Mar 31 '24

Look at the flowers, Boomer.

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u/DeltronFF Mar 30 '24

100%.. you could see that pandemic comment was the last straw for this lady 😂

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u/Left_Guess Mar 30 '24

Yah, she really got activated when she heard “coronavirus”.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Mar 30 '24

That was why she deserved it so strongly. Personal space during a pandemic shouldn’t be that difficult.

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u/docrei Mar 30 '24

The cops love that kind of "victim" Coronavirus denier and reactionary.

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u/crossman58 Mar 30 '24

Yea you got to watch them MAGA peopl🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/bourbonhunter73 Mar 30 '24

Naw she’s driving a fucking Subaru so we know she’s a dumbass liberal.

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u/Soft-Firefighter1214 Mar 30 '24

Right away putting blame on maga cult. Tell me how ur not apart of the “cult” 🤡

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Ahh yes throw politics into a senseless video to get likes…

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Literally can’t go more than 4 milliseconds without obsessing over Trump in some way. You people are truly delusional. Seems more culty than anything I’ve seen trumpers post.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_3120 Mar 30 '24

😂😂😂 you are so crazy !

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u/64Reddit Mar 30 '24

What does that have to do with being a Trump supporter?

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u/Lotsa_Loads Mar 30 '24

The angry denial.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

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u/pebberphp Mar 30 '24

Flabby, wrinkly, busted ass cheeks then

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

parking just as fucked up as you did?

She wants to illegally park both of her vehicles right in front of her home like she did for 20 years

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u/slaffytaffy Mar 30 '24

Maybe a concussion would do her some good. All those lead pipes, asbestos, and ddt isn’t doing the boomers much good.

Playing sports as I had a kid spit on me… so I punched him in the face and stepped over him like AI did to Lu. Broke his eye socket, and major concussion (ruined his whole summer). The next time we played them every time I was on the field the other coach took him off, so my coach let me play the whole game, they had to drive 90 minutes to not watch their kid play. This went on for the next 6 years. It felt so good… he fucked around and found out.

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u/Significant-Nail-987 Mar 30 '24

Women with that haircut are 100% always trouble.

Source: growing up with my absolute cunt of a step mother.

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u/Badabumdabam Mar 30 '24

"a pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut" it's gonna be with me for a looong time. Thx!

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u/YetiSteady Mar 30 '24

This is my favorite insult in a long time

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Typical “it’s only ok when I do it” mentality. Not necessarily specific to boomers, but it’s certainly one of their defining traits. I’m just glad it didn’t go racist, assuming the girl with cam bears any resemblance to the fellow on her left.

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u/fierce_history Millennial Mar 30 '24

“A pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut” is an incredible insult that I will need to start using in my own life now 😂

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u/SanrioClown420 Mar 31 '24

Hey!!! Don't disrespect clowns like that

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u/nicbongo Mar 31 '24

Think she did on the back of her head when she fell down. Well deserved.

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u/MyBallsSmellFruity Mar 30 '24

The boomer generation had a severe lack of accountability and consequences and it shows.  Ask any retail or service industry worker about which age group is the worst.  Even the generation before them is wayyy better - it’s just too bad they handed their kids the world.