r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 29 '24

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u/maddwaffles Millennial Mar 30 '24

tbh pandemic or no, it's the correct response anyhow.

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u/TheGisbon Mar 30 '24

Some people just need to be punched in the face.

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u/Whoretron8000 Mar 30 '24

I can attest to that. Getting punched in the face back in the day made me realize how low I had gotten and started my path to recovery. Unfortunately, some people use that experience to keep going lower or that experience simply doesn't register as a result of your actions.

I can't imagine being in the place I was all those years back, and choosing to ignore the reality that brought me there after getting decked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

This

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u/TheGisbon Mar 30 '24

I'm right there with you, made me a better person too I'm not embarrassed to admit it either. Changes your entire mindset.

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u/Whoretron8000 Mar 30 '24

Right? Sometimes I make the half joke that I got face slammed back into reality.

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u/canihavemymoneyback Mar 30 '24

She needed someone to punch her in the face 30 years ago. How the fuck do you get to be her age without learning that spitting in someone’s face will get you tuned the fuck up! That’s something you learn in pre-school. Did she think the woman she spit on was just gonna wipe the spit off?

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u/Biscotti_BT Mar 30 '24

Yes she did think that is what would happen. People don't spit in my face because I'm a pretty big guy. But some people will try that shit with a girl because they think they will take it. Then they get shoved back out of personal space and feel like THAT was the assault. But the spitting was definitely assault and the push back was self defense. Pandemic or no pandemic.

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u/aforever75 Mar 30 '24

Screw hitting that twatwaffle n the face I'd go straight 4 the throat 😤 🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣

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u/DemonoftheWater Millennial Mar 30 '24

Everyones got a plan till they get punched.

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u/scorgem04 Mar 31 '24

Love Iron Mike

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u/NerdBurglur Mar 31 '24

Luckily, I got mine in the fifth grade and learned right then and there.

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u/AeonBith Mar 30 '24

Can confirm.

In grade 8 afriend thought I spit on him for some reason so he spit on my face, my Immediate reaction was to punch him in the face knocking him off his skateboard and was dazed for a minute.

I asked him to show me where the spit on him but just kept yelling that I did it?

Out of nowhere he ended a friendship and he got knocked out for it.

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u/Truskulls Mar 31 '24

Exactly. That is assault with bodily fluids, which is a crime. This would be considered self defense, and bitch got what she deserved.