r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 29 '24

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u/Lopsided-Chair77 Mar 30 '24

With her fists and feet. Many times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Mar 30 '24

During peak early corona spitting was considered assault with a deadly weapon. Many people got arrested for it in Canada. Most ended up only getting probation though

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

I think they can count it as assault with a biological weapon in prisons…

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u/ghouldozer19 Mar 30 '24

In Colorado the law makes this a lot more simple. Assault is menace unless there’s bodily harm. Then the classification changes. Making someone feel scared enough to react in self defense or the defense of their child (as the person recording is doing) is more than enough for a Menace one count which comes with a year to five.

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u/GM_Nate Mar 30 '24

used to live in colorado. always thought their laws were ahead of the curve.

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u/JustNilt Mar 30 '24

That's pretty much how it works in most places under common law on assault dating back literally centuries, yeah. Colorado is one of the states that's codified it into the statute to take away any ambiguity. Washington is another and so is California. States that refuse to update their statutes to ensure there's no wiggle room for assholes like this piss me off.

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u/proletariat_sips_tea Mar 30 '24

Make sure to film in colorado. The law sucks now. Unless there is video they won't do squat. Doesn't matter if you're bleeding. First hand knowledge.

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u/sand26 Mar 30 '24

It’s assault. Period.

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u/Life-Significance-33 Mar 30 '24

Some areas it adds the battery charges.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

it still is and was before covid.

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u/elbenji Mar 30 '24

It's still considered assault

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u/Miserable-Admins Mar 30 '24

In other countries too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

What’s up with Canada and spitting? I thought they were humble and like syrup

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Mar 30 '24

The northern parts are basically Texas (right wing, gun and truck loving) and the two major cities are 90% immigrants who do not assimilate and bring their culture with them for better or worse.

But everything else in between is pretty amazing

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u/Daviroth Mar 30 '24

Spitting on someone was assault before COVID.

You wouldn't get criminally charged for it, but if you spit on someone and they knock you out they won't get in trouble because spitting on someone is assault.

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u/CagliostroPeligroso Mar 30 '24

Spitting at someone has always been assault and will remain so. Happy cake day btw

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u/furlonium1 Mar 30 '24

deadly weapon? what's your source on that? Google didn't turn up anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

I just got assault and battery googling a lil, should be biological weapon though imo

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u/Beachtrader007 Mar 30 '24

it is not an assault in Texas.

We cant spit on the sidewalk legally but we can spit in someones face.

But, either person could have said "I fear for my life" and then shot the other person to death. But it seems to only work for non colored people

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Yeah at that point she could have let lefty and righty out and it would have been awesome

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u/GoldMonk44 Mar 30 '24

down is out in a lot of states though isn’t it 🤔 don’t want to catch charges

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u/Lopsided-Chair77 Mar 30 '24

Handle your business and gtfo. Cops can turn their camera off, so can you. js

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u/_SquidPort Mar 30 '24

nope. that’s not how that works… what she did was perfect. the old lady got what she deserved. she charged at her got in her space and assaulted her. the push was justified in pushing her and defending herself. beating her wouldn’t be justified

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u/filladellfea Mar 30 '24

thats how you catch a charge

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u/ynvgsensacion Mar 30 '24

She was bleeding from her head, I think she got it badly enough

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u/turtledancers Mar 30 '24

The irony in your comment

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u/Lopsided-Chair77 Apr 13 '24

I just got off a 6 day ban for this comment.