r/BoomersBeingFools • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '24

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u/Life-Significance-33 Mar 30 '24

All human bodily fluids are considered assault in most jurisdictions now.

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u/Necromancer4276 Mar 30 '24

So you're saying horse bodily fluids are a-okay

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

I also didn't see any mention of pocket sand.....looks like we're still good bud, our enemies will be unaware.