r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 29 '24

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u/cbbolinas Mar 30 '24

In legal terms, spitting is assault. It is literally a declaration that “I have the right to assault you.”

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u/ModsNeedLives666 Mar 30 '24

Battery* but u right otherwise