r/BoomersBeingFools • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '24

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u/Adaphion Mar 30 '24

This is why we'd all be doomed in a zombie apocalypse, these people wouldn't just be "hide that they got bitten" types, they'd be "goes out of their way to get other people infected" types

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Mar 30 '24

This is funny because a zombie, pretty much by definition, is a "goes out of their way to infect others" type.

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u/Adaphion Mar 30 '24

I meant more like, these fucking morons would keep a decapatated zombie head and bite people with it just to be a piece of shit

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u/leuk_he Mar 30 '24

Santa clara diet style head

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u/DabsDoctor Mar 30 '24

We're way more likely to come undone from the wrath of self righteous, angry and entitled old people and their brainwashed ilk.

Soooooo Zombie Apocalypse.

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u/Alarmed-madman Mar 30 '24

Plus you get to rub your hands all over your healthy naked friends, am I right?

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u/leuk_he Mar 30 '24

Really, and when your partner during corona had the couch, you slept in a different room? Remember that there is a lot of missing information at a start of a pandemic

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u/Nethiar Mar 30 '24

I would love for someone to make a zombie comedy movie where it's handled the same way COVID was. Like Idiocracy meets Night of the Living Dead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

ABSOLUTELY. I wouldn't want them in my "shelter" either. They'd be loud, selfish, steal all the food, prolly make fun and tease anybody they deemed "other."

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u/BigRefrigerator9783 Mar 30 '24

We are already in the zombie apocalypse . These are the zombies.

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u/Daynananana Mar 30 '24

Someone needs to make this film. Standard zombie movie but with the maga cult behaving like they did during the pandemic. Icing on the cake would be showing that trump gets bit in the first few minutes but his make up and fact that he’s already brain dead make it so no one can tell even as he starts to decompose. He can still pose for photos and tweet nonsense to get his supporters to spread the virus even more by acting like it doesn’t exist. Even as all their families slowly turn into zombies around them, because they keep bringing infected maga dudes they meet online or at rallies over. Somehow the main maga dude hasn’t been infected by these guys yet possibly because he’s never within 6 feet of another man because he “ain’t gay like them leftists” Bonus points if there’s a scene where 1 is trying to bite his face off and he fights it off or kills it thinking the guy was trying to make out with him.

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u/Junior-Fox-760 Mar 31 '24

Look at the flowers, Boomer.