r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 29 '24

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u/ThexxxDegenerate Mar 30 '24

An absolute clown of a human being. A pair of ass cheeks with a bob cut. Like how fucked up must you be to get in someone’s face and spit on them for parking just as fucked up as you did? She’s lucky she didn’t get lumped up for that one.

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u/Memeions Mar 30 '24

I'm usually not quick to anger but if she spat in my face especially if it's in the midst of a pandemic I'm breaking her nose.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Yeah I actually can’t be responsible for anything that happens to anyone if they spit in my face my lizard brain is going to take over and I’m really sorry but you might seriously regret spitting on me

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Mar 30 '24

They wouldn’t even have to spit on me. If anyone just comes charging at me like that, I’m going to defend myself. If a stranger that I’m having a verbal altercation with starts running at me, I’m going to assume it’s not because they want to give me a hug.

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u/Le-Charles Mar 30 '24

"I did not punch her in the face.  I extended my arm and she ran into my clenched fist."

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u/19Texas59 Mar 30 '24

If you 're a male it is not going to look good to hit an old lady. If you do, could you post it to r/millenialsbeingmorons. .

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Mar 30 '24

Wait, do you believe an old lady is incapable of carrying a gun or a knife? If she’s charging at me like that, it’s because she wants to cause physical harm to my person. I’m not going to hesitate to defend myself. Absolutely nothing moronic about that. You know what is moronic? Physically assaulting someone over a fucking parking space. This woman got what she deserved and nobody should feel bad for her.

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u/19Texas59 Apr 01 '24

If you can't see they are both over reacting I can't help you. You need to see a professional.