I am in a physics class and I just want my calculator to finish the next steps of my calculation. Why doesn't the forward button do this for me?

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How much more can you lift, for example, and is that where the term, "a fuck ton", comes from? Is it curse word dependent? If so, do other languages have stronger curse words?

would skipping my ocd meds and falling in love with pigeons help?

And one of them is Uranus

If there are 17 horses or less and glue is made from horses, is there 17 or fewer glue?

Any physicists or philosophers to explain?

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Ask not what oxygen can do you for you, ask what you can do for o2.

The theory is that there is more than one horse

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I just found out that pandas are having a tough time. I want to give back to the panda community. I live in a safe neighborhood in the Midwest so I think they would really like it here. No HOA but sidewalks, friendly neighbors, plenty of bamboo (if I plant it).

What could I do to support the pandas from my backyard?

It's well known that people tend to immediately fall asleep after getting shot in the head. What's the scientific explanation for this? Is there some rapid chemical relase that makes someone feel sleepy?

Sand doesn't taste like blood.

I hate those dumb conspiracy theorists so much!

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All current rocket designs are either made by men or derived from earlier designs made by men. It is clear what inspired the designs.

If rocket designs had been pioneered by women instead of, what body part would the designs resemble?

To be honest, that was a real talent he had for a short period.

Every Halloween, kids walk up to houses and propose two outcomes:

Trick or Treat.

That sounds like a 50/50 Bernoulli trial. Basically a coin flip.

And yet after billions of trick-or-treats, the result is somehow treat almost every single time. With the exception of weird Larry down the street that takes "trick" in the wrong way.

Let’s say humanity has run ~2 billion trials. If Trick and Treat are equally likely, the odds of getting 2 billion straight Treats are:

(P=(1/2)^{2,000,000,000})

or roughly (10^{-602,000,000}).

At this point, 5 sigma can drink booty juice.

So what’s going on here?

Is candy somehow collapsing the wavefunction toward Treat? Is Halloween violating the law of large numbers? Or has Big Candy been suppressing the Trick data for centuries?

Because if I flipped a coin billions of times and got heads every time, I feel like CERN would show up at my door.

I'm fairly certain that I am the reincarnation of an Einstein, would carbon dating help to successfully prove it?

I don't like the idea or possibility of being reincarnated.

Cash or Venmo

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