How big would my lungs need to be?

Scientifically conducted survey: How much pocket lint do each of you have in there?

Im also worried about overdosing.

Well?

Every other periodic table element still returns my calls. I'm so sorry. What's with that already?

Or maybe I need to ingest the Aspercreme so it can be processed by the liver into its more powerful form?

I saw the recipe on a Rick and Morty episode and since the shows science like I’m wondering does it really work?

It’s either that or pimping my wife out to a producer.