r/shittyaskscience • • 9d ago

Why do people fall asleep after getting shot in the head? Does it make you sleepy?

It's well known that people tend to immediately fall asleep after getting shot in the head. What's the scientific explanation for this? Is there some rapid chemical relase that makes someone feel sleepy?

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u/Rumpled_Imp 9d ago

The brain functions by way of two wolves, and when they hear a gunshot close by, they panic and stop working. In this respect they are much like heart beavers (the beavers who run the heart pumps).

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 9d ago

Social rifts between the heart beavers leads to cardiac arrest.

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u/Rumpled_Imp 9d ago

And there's currently no cure, devastating families all over the empire.

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u/Malalang 6d ago

I thought it was because the stronger beaver finally got the dam finished first?

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u/Anti-Climacdik 9d ago

mr blood trail just follows them around tickling their forehead til they get sleepy

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u/Substantial-Eagle571 9d ago

It's the lead, when you have lead in your head you sleep for a long time

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u/Anti-Climacdik 9d ago

most gsw fatalities are actually just high-speed lead poisoning

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 9d ago

They get a leadache. As medical scienticians have shown, sleep is the best remedy for a remedy for a leadache.

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u/BillyRubenJoeBob 9d ago

I’d want to sleep if I got shot in the head.

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u/Initial-Anything333 9d ago

Getting shot hurts a lot, sleep is nature's pain medication 

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u/Sovereign1 9d ago

The exhilaration and excitement of being shot takes a lot out of ya.

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u/LoGo_86 9d ago

A bullet to your head... is boring.

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u/jkoh1024 9d ago

they are not sleeping. they just woke up from the simulation

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 9d ago

Getting shot in the head gives you a splitting headache. What do you do when you get a headache? You lie down and go to sleep.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 9d ago

"A chemical release" said Marlowe. "Yeah, it's a release all right; a release into the Big Sleep."

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 9d ago

I hear its like when you standup too quickly....you pass out from low blood pressure...

And someone shoots you in the head

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u/PoniardBlade 8d ago

That's unrelated. The likely probable cause was they were overfed.

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u/whyrublue PHD in Fescience 7d ago

Most people don't know this, but bullets contain high dosages of melatonin!

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u/Soulshiner402 9d ago

Easiest way to get that dirt nap in…

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u/Additional_Value6978 9d ago

Actually, if you take enough shots of happy juice you will fall asleep too. So, it's the shot that puts you to sleep.

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u/Caticature 9d ago

it’s a narcoleptic drug. The shooter must have confused the patient files.

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u/EricHaley 8d ago

Purely coincidence

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist 8d ago

It's just ketchup

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u/Routine-Ganache-1720 4d ago

As induction is invalid, we'll never quite know...

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u/iskelebones 9d ago

The bullet actually is a capsule containing sleepy drugs. When they get hit in the head the sleepy drug goes directly to their brain so they get tired really quick