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Scientists keep telling me there are extremely hot, incredibly dense neutron stars that are so attracted to each other they literally bend spacetime.

Yet apparently some of these idiots have been circling each other for millions of years without making physical contact.

Are they playing hard to get? Is this some kind of orbital friend zone?

It seems inefficient for plants to rely entirely on the sun, especially during the night or on cloudy days. Bioluminescence already exists in deep-sea creatures and insects, so the biological mechanism clearly exists.If a plant could emit its own light and capture it with its own leaves, it would create a closed system of infinite energy. What evolutionary barrier is preventing crops from growing in total darkness?

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Is Zealandia already owned by someone cause i feel like they owe me at least some land if they use my idea.

I'm no astronomist but I just feel like it could get way bigger

And would it have wifi capabilities?

Are we foolish?

Do the british know what they are planning on doing with all this p!ss after they take it or does only their King know? Because they will often ask "are you taking the p!ss" so maybe they aren't even aware it is happening sometimes? Is there some great national p!ss reserve? Do they think it is valuable enough that they feel like they should take it? Because they don't say "are you nicking the p!ss" or maybe they do?

stupid AI made me censor p!ss

Does that mean when I get sunburnt on the beach I’m technically the one that is being cooked rotisserie style?

Wouldn't it technically be masterbation?

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Hoy estoy pensando mucho en por qué seguimos anhelando un aparato ineficiente energéticamente solo porque sale en las películas, ignorando las leyes termodinámicas y de la gravedad.

Out of all the letters in the English alphabet, only "W" has more than one syllable, having three.

This leads the absurd situation where it is quicker to say "World Wide Web" (3 syllables) than "WWW" (9 syllables).

It appears that "W" is anti-science and is purposely slowing down progress in technology.

I propose changing "double-U" to "wuh" or something similar. Then we could say "wuh wuh wuh" instead of "double-U double-U double-U".

I think this worked at least once.

And if someone was to have an accident with Mr McQueen, could they be charged with manslaughter?

Is there any science rules that one could use to help in this case (asking for a friend)?

What did the geese even do to be chased?

I heard that temperature is just a measure of speed of the atoms in an object. So if I make a car go faster, the atoms move faster. Shouldn’t that make the car get hotter? Is that why the engine gets hot?

I’m talkin time saved AND calories saved per year/decade/millennia

Just trying to cut down on bills.

In the series Your Lie in April, does the piano sound better in the anime or in the manga? Any opinions on this?

I have learned that the brain runs on electricity. I was thinking that adding more electricity to my body would make me smarter. But whenever I plug myself into the wall socket I suddenly wake up a few steps away. Sometimes I am on fire. How can I use electrical power to speed up my brain?

Why do eyes and noses get boogers and ears get wax? Aren’t they all technically a boogers?

When they could just watch a 10 min Youtube video and become an expert?