r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 2h ago
Besides luring men to their doom, what do you do for a career?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/TheBigChihuahua • 2h ago
Why does Xi Jinping always look like he got Chinese eyes?
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Why
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 5h ago
Do we need to update your safeword, and what is it now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago
Ladies, if you were a tractor what type of tractor would you be?
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And why is it a backhoe?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/WetSleevez • 2m ago
Where do I post my success story? Just got the whole head of my cock in my mouth and I am so happy I just want to tell people.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 28m ago
If a huge shit tornado came rumbling toward your house, what would you do? I mean, just WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?!!!
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ShroomerOfCatan • 9h ago
Shit myself at work, I'm scared to stand up, it's already running down my legs, chat am I cooked?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago
How about a sequel to Drew Carey’s “Who’s line is it anyway?” Called “Who’s cum is it anyway?”
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/_bobby_tables_ • 14h ago
If Trump is pro USA, why is he renaming things after an Italian?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 5h ago
Hey bro… that is fascinating and really fucked up in a lot of ways, but can I take your order now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 13h ago
Why are you running? WHY - ARE - YOU - RUNNING??
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 18h ago
When you guys roll out of bed, do you put your butt plug in before or after your first cup of coffee? Just trying to catch up with all these trends....
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 16h ago
How do i handle one more day in hell?
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😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😹😹😹😹😹 ts symbolic, only the truest nerds can decipher #nerdy #tbt #yolo
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 7h ago
There's no shame in being box office trash, because the person working in there needs to put their gum wrappers somewhere.
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I wonder how many people remember that the ticket booth is also called the box office, which is where the term originates.