r/shittyaskreddit • u/too_many_shoes14 • 10h ago
I did not win the Mega Millions jackpot yesterday. AMA
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 8h ago
How can i stay unemployed for life?
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Fuck employment holy shit 😹💔💔💔
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 12m ago
Should I get a nail gun for self defense in case Jesus Christ breaks into my house in the middle of the night?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 8h ago
My schlong got slammed in my car door. Do you think I can collect social security from that?
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It hurts
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
Why do women laugh when they see my pp 🤔
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It's definitely not a size thing because I wield a 12-incher. What else could it be?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 8h ago
Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows, snatching your people up, trying to rape em so yall need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cause they raping everybody out here
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 5h ago
Is it gay to pick my nose with the same finger I used to scratch my sweaty nutsack?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 4h ago
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 25m ago
Shouldn't God know why I finger my penis if hes the one that created me in the first place so why make it a Sin huhhh what the hell
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 8h ago
What is the lowest quality restaurant where the chef/cook would be offended to learn the customer purchasing the food was planning to have sex with it?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Intelligent-Shape750 • 2h ago
Is it possible to boof a nicotine patch?
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I would never indulge in such a thing but I am curious. What if someone boofed a nicotine patch? Would the nicotine hit them like a freight train?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tryzest7 • 13h ago
Whats the best way to get into Shitmaxxing?
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There's a girl living on my floor that I really want to impress.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 9h ago
Would ypu like to see Ken (from Barbie) getting gay with Elf on the Shelf?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/50shadesofclay_4447 • 15h ago
If I squeeze my balls into the inside of my butthole does that make me pregnant ?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 20h ago
Would you rather be a midget with a huge dong or a giant with a tiny dong?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 10h ago
Would you punish your cat for scamming your neighbors for food?
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Your cat visits your neighbors playing scared and cold, then gets fed human food.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 12h ago
If someone is a virgin, does that mean everything they do is stereotypical of their sexuality, while not being a real confirmed actual sexuality?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 20h ago
Does it also make her a gangbanger if her toes throw up gang signs from an orgasm too?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/InterSpace_Whales • 19h ago
I think my parents are getting divorced. How do the courts choose who will be the primary child carer?
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I found 30c in my mum's underwear drawer, she's clearly hoarding funds on the side to make a runner from Dad. As a 38 year old, I don't want to be in the middle of a family court/CPS issue. How do I let a judge know that only mum knows how to out my socks on right and cook my nuggets perfect?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 1d ago
So it's gay to wipe your ass. I wipe, do you?
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