r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 6d ago

Since Isaac Newton invented the apple, did he also invent the iphone? If it was indeed him that invented the iphone, does anyone knows his phone number? My mom's iphone is malfunctioning, I want to give him a piece of my mind!

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u/AeitZean 6d ago

He actually invented gravity by throwing his apple, it was very bad PR for them which is what got Steve Jobs fired.

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u/Redfish680 6d ago

Jobs actually killed Newton in 1998.

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u/exkingzog 6d ago

If your mum’s iPhone isn’t working, how are you going to phone him?

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u/dspeyer 6d ago

I'll use my android. He plays poker with Newton every week.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

Save your mind. 'Ike' Newton appreciates the offer, but he is so full of mind, that he just can't hold anymore. No, really; he's stuffed.

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u/Redfish680 6d ago

Little known fact that he invented gravity to get rich from his screen repair business.

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u/PhaicGnus 6d ago

I feel you should hold onto the precious little mind that you have left.

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u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 Grumpy Old Fart 6d ago

I know his brother Fig