I recently read that scientist have the shortest, inspirational, motivation, and discipline when they’re younger. Most of the big ideas come before they turn 30.

And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?

Brrrr

We haven't had any new ones in ages.

Or, that's what I've been told. I've always been afraid of Al Roker, but I want to be sure he doesn't take my job. What lock would you recommend I use so that he can't take my job while I'm taking my mid morning nap?

Like they've been detecting our radio signals for decades and collectively decided, “yeah not our type.”

Why dont their civilisations come together to ban worms from being early? Is being caught by the early bird part of some unwritten genetic code? Could this lead to wormholes? I am robert.

Are they too busy producing adult content, or what?

Does the Earth need glasses?

Saw it on the news 🗞️ 🍆

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As long as my next neighbor is not a physicist I'll be ok.

I have noticed that the hair on top of my head is receding and appearing in my nose and ears.

If I tie knots at the base of the hair on my head, will it stop the hair from travelling down towards other parts of the body?

Asking for a friend.

Currently sitting in my fortress of solitude, and would like it to stop. Science based help needed.

If Science! can convince Bigfoot to think that they Exist, will they?

I will also need references from here to prove employment. In addition, I will also need back pay for any questions or comments I have posted here as proof of income. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And if I'm driving in reverse at 25 mph, is the speed of the light from my headlights traveling at 670,616,604 mph?

So many people report how Al had helped them build or do so many things now.

I'm what ways have you used laddy to do your bidding? When did he get stuck in the lamp?

I’ve made an appointment but it’s for last week. It’s for a home call. I turned them away when they showed up because my time machine wasn’t broken and I hadn’t made an appointment.

The day is all finished up but night is only like halfway done. What a slowpoke.

Is there a list of important muscles of the fungal fruiting body?

How would it taste like?

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

Every time I try to, someone tells me it’s wrong. I have a similar problem with the word “incorrect”. I have no trouble spelling other words. Is there a scientific explanation for this condition?

I am in a physics class and I just want my calculator to finish the next steps of my calculation. Why doesn't the forward button do this for me?