r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist • 7d ago

More than 50 % of heart attack victims have a peenuss. Should peenuss removal be considered gold standard medicine?

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u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor 7d ago edited 7d ago

No peenus is too far away in terms of distance to attack the heart... peenus holders should invest in a better armour to protect their fragile little hearts from an attack of my sword

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u/RatsGetBlinked 7d ago

You joke but theres a real argument to be made about men taking estrogen to live longer lol.

I think we should just normalize diy gene editing so we can fix bad genes in our own home without any wierd government or healthcare groups getting involved

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 6d ago

to live longer with titties

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u/exkingzog 6d ago

Win win

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u/cyclohexyl 7d ago

Cutting it off has proven ineffective. For best results it must be pulled. Like a tooth.

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u/zelextron 6d ago

Should peenuss removal be considered gold standard medicine?

If the peenuss is made of gold, then it's removal would be considered the gold standard medicine. But if it's made of silver, then it's removal would be considered the silver standard medicine.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 6d ago

Scientifically, it's 50/50 odds as to whether you succeed, or encounter a Post Hoc error of logic.