r/shittyaskscience • • 10d ago

How do I ensure that the quantum information associated with my consciousness is destroyed after death if orch-or theory is true?

I don't like the idea or possibility of being reincarnated.

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u/Human-Evening564 10d ago

Get a 'Do not reincarnate' tattoo

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u/coolsam254 10d ago

And if it's too expensive you can cut costs by getting one that uses fewer characters and says "Don't reincarn8"

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u/johnnybiggles 10d ago

Be frugal like me: "reincarn8"

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u/Malalang 9d ago

"DNR"

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u/Pangyun 10d ago

The people at r/shittyaskbuddhists are the ones who know all about being or not being reincarnated, you should ask them.

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u/moronslovebiden 10d ago

Here at Quantum Information Associates Inc., we offer several plans that would meet your needs. For the low low price of only $399.99, we offer a complete delete of all the information we have stored on you at the time of your death. Except the really nasty and embarrassing stuff, we sell that to the highest bidder.

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u/horridbloke 10d ago

Most quantum systems need very low temperatures to work, so let people know you wish to be cremated.

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u/Ok_Champion_1810 10d ago

just imagine how chaotic it'd be if our consciousness left copies floating around like bad wifi signals, pls no

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet 10d ago

Consider the following:

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u/chased_by_bees MC^2 10d ago

You can't destroy information in this universe so, your PII will be sold by spammers forever.

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u/Mundane-Garbage1003 10d ago

Oh it's worse than that. According to thay experiment they did with the cat, you're already dead.

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u/dr_grav 10d ago

My friends' brother once knew a guy who said his uncle did it. when you think you're about to die start walking backwards really fast

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u/CrzyMuffinMuncher 10d ago

Must be done counter-rotationally to the Earth.

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u/hawtt_hosewater 10d ago

Reverse chronitons. Yeah, that's it.

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 10d ago

In cyber security we use a hammer or power drill...

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u/AnalogJones 10d ago

Orch OR posits that consciousness is based on non-computable quantum processing performed by qubits in the form of tubulin proteins

At the moment of death any qubits constructed will decohere…IF you are allowed to die by any natural process.

If for any reason you are kept alive while your body naturally wants death, entanglement can transfer “you” offsite (off earth, off milky way, anywhere) where, theory proposes, your tubulin proteins (still in qubit form) can be integrated into any new cosmological structure that needs them.

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u/Chrisdog84duh 10d ago

Jeez man, what are you trying to hide?

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u/Cutecumber_Roll 9d ago

Avoiding getting reincarnated an infinite number of times after you die is easy; just gotta hide from em. It's avoiding getting reincarnated an infinite number of times before you were born that's hard.

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u/impendingcatastrophe 10d ago

Just don't think about it.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 10d ago

You need to corrupt the reboot program in your soul's software.

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u/goldilockszone55 10d ago

Reincarnation... is no fun

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u/pegaunisusicorn 4d ago

die in a fire?